"I think you're being a touch negative, because, see, men are trying to kill us, Bobby, and you're a helicopter pilot. And I'm pretty sure that's a fucking helicopter. Shall we?"

"[on Bobby flying a helicopter] This shit's supposed to be like riding a bike!"

"I will shoot you in your face if you don’t fly this helicopter! I will shoot you then Imma shoot myself because I ain’t dying in no helicopter crash!"

"[after tricking Grant into thinking he escaped through the air-vents] You watch too many movies."

"You're my only child, right? And I've only been a father as long as you've been a daughter. We're making this up as we go along, we both are."

"I do some of my best work when I'm suspended."

"I can see you have layers. Like an onion."

"Bobby, I'm from Detroit; for me, this is like going to Buffalo Wild Wings. [seconds later] This is nothing like Buffalo Wild Wings."

"What are you staring at? What is this, a union job? Well, we don't give OSHA breaks here. Move, bitch!"

"Seriously, this is your squad car? You know, part of me rather get locked up for resisting arrest than get put in this little Fisher Price motherfucker y'all are rolling around in. Y'all are the LEGO cops."

"[picking up on Bobby and his daughter's relationship] Have you two had intercourse?"

"The point that I'm trying to make, is that when I do something like try to teach you how to get out of handcuffs, that's the same as another parent when they take their kid to the ballgame or giving their kids a slinky, you know?"

"Look, Mr. Foley, I appreciate you’ve been doing this a long time. But the world has changed a bit. You can’t just sit across the desk from another male and say something to threaten my manhood and think I’m just going to get so flustered with insecurity I forget what we were talking about. Bet that’s worked a lot for you in the past, but it’s not gonna work with me."

"Axel Foley is back."

"You didn’t hear about the Winnipeg trade? I’m the new man up in this bitch."

"You made an assumption based on [indicates his skin color] this that I did not like hockey."

"Peggy - Dogpool"

"Dafne Keen - Laura Kinney / X-23"

"Channing Tatum - Gambit"

"Chris Evans - Steve Rogers / Captain America & Johnny Storm / The Human Torch"

"Tyler Mane - Sabretooth"

"Jennifer Garner - Elektra Natchios"

"Chris Hemsworth - Thor"

"Wesley Snipes - Blade"

"Brianna Hildebrand – Negasonic Teenage Warhead"

"Karan Soni – Dopinder"

"Stefan Kapičić – Colossus"

"Lewis Tan – Shatterstar"

"Matthew McFayden – Paradox"

"Aaron Stanford - Pyro"

"Jon Favreau - Happy Hogan"

"Leslie Uggams – Blind Al"

"Hugh’s performance gives the movie a gravitas and a raw, soulful quality that is unbelievable, and I can't say much more without spoiling it. It's among the things that differentiate the movie from prior X-Men or Deadpool movies. The duo differentiates it. The fact that Logan is with a comedic engine for the entirety of the movie changes everything."

"Ryan Reynolds – Wade Wilson / Deadpool & Nicepool"

"Initially, we had a very loose idea of how we would bring Wolverine back in ways that don't necessarily interact or interfere with Logan and that legacy. I know Kevin, like Shawn and I and Hugh, were all very concerned about that. We really needed to protect that and still allow us to tell the most full-throated Wolverine story we could ever imagine, which for us was just a huge nerve-wracking privilege."

"Hugh Jackman – James "Logan" Howlett / Wolverine"

"Blade: Some motherfuckers still trying to ice-skate uphill."

"(in a post-credit scene; Deadpool is in a TVA control room)"

"Emma Corrin – Cassandra Nova"

"I was sitting on a beach, not a care in the world, and for some reason, the thought came into my head: What do you want to do? And the first two things had nothing to do with work—then literally, I thought: Deadpool-Wolverine. I want to do that movie. That’s what I want."

"Gambit: I ain't know my daddy, but I'm sure I shot outta his dick ready. [...] Yeah, he was laying them buttery nuts all up in my mama and I shot out there and I said "what's up, doc?""

"Laura Kinney / X-23: You remind me of him. Angry. Drunk. Mean. [...] Showed up when it mattered the most. Couldn't help it."

"Vanessa: Ever since they turned you down, you took a knee... Baby, you never got back up. I know you're going through something, let me go through it with you."

"Blade: There's only ever been one Blade. There's only ever gonna be one Blade."

"Gambit: You know how long I been waitin' for this? Woo, I'm about to make a name for myself here!"