"You know, I'm 1,500 years old. I've killed twice as many enemies as that. And every one of them would have rather killed me, but none succeeded. I'm only alive because fate wants me alive. Thanos is just the latest of a long line of bastards, and he'll be the latest to feel my vengeance – fate wills it so."

"BRING ME THANOS!"

"[to Thanos] I told you... you'd die for that."

"[Thanos impales Heimdall in the chest] NOOO!!! You're going to die for that!"

"[To Doctor Strange] Did you seriously just say "Hitherto undreamt of"?"

"[To Ebony Maw] I'm sorry, Earth is closed today! You better pack it up and get outta here!"

"[Trying to change into the Hulk in New York] Come on, Hulk. What're you doin' to me? [slapping himself] Come out! Come out! Come out! [Hulk: No-o-o-o!] What do you mean, "No"?!"

"["Knighting" Peter Parker on the shoulders with his hand] Alright, kid. You're an Avenger now."

"We need all hands on deck. Where's Clint? [Natasha Romanoff: After the whole Accords situation, he and Scott took a deal. It was too tough on their families. They're on house arrest.] Who's Scott? [Steve Rogers: Ant-Man.] There's an Ant-Man and a Spider-Man?"

"[Seeing Thor's arrive in Wakanda] HA-HA! YOU GUYS ARE SO SCREWED NOW!"

"[Trying to change into the Hulk while fighting Cull Obsidian in the Hulkbuster armor] Hulk. Hulk, I know you like making your entrance at the last second. Well, this is it, man! This is the last, last second! Hulk! Hulk! Hulk! [Hulk: No!] Oh, screw you, you big green asshole! I'll do it myself!"

"[To Ross] I'm not looking for forgiveness, and I'm way past asking for permission. Earth just lost her best defender, so we're here to fight. And if you want to stand in our way– we'll fight you, too."

"We don't trade lives, Vision."

"[Secretary Thaddeus Ross: You got some nerve. I'll give you that.] You could use some of that right now."

"[To Corvus Glaive and Proxima Midnight] We don't wanna kill you. But we will."

"Ben Falcone as Keith Morgan"

"Kathy Bates as Lenore"

"Gary Cole as Earl Tilman"

"Nat Faxon as Greg"

"Dan Aykroyd as Don"

"Melissa McCarthy as Tammy Banks"

"Susan Sarandon as Pearl Balzen"

"Toni Collette as Missi Jenkins"

"Allison Janney as Deb"

"Samuel L. Jackson – Nick Fury"

"Cobie Smulders – Maria Hill"

"Mark Duplass as Bobby Tilman"

"[walking to her parent's house] Missi Jenkins is a whore! And I kicked her ass! Kicked her stupid ass. Don't call me, Greg, when she dumps you! Because I won't call you back! No fucking way! I'm gonna be too busy fucking models and shit!"

"Michael James Shaw – Corvus Glaive"

"Poom! Later, loser."

"Carrie Coon – Proxima Midnight"

"Chris Pratt – Peter Quill / Star-Lord"

"Sean Gunn – On-Set Rocket"

"William Hurt – Thunderbolt Ross"

"Josh Brolin – Thanos"

"Bradley Cooper – Voice of Rocket"

"Gwyneth Paltrow – Virginia "Pepper" Potts"

"Letitia Wright – Shuri"

"Benicio del Toro – Taneleer Tivan / The Collector"

"Benedict Wong – Wong"

"Pom Klementieff – Mantis"

"Dave Bautista – Drax the Destroyer"

"Peter Dinklage – Eitri"