"I really have to stop buying into this bullshit Hollywood cliche of true love. [sees posters for "The Ugly Truth" on a wall] Shut up, Katherine Heigl, you stupid, little liar!"

"Jenna Elfman – Annie, Dylan's sister"

"Emma Stone – Kayla"

"A work ethic. I love it! That is why this country is still number one. Well, behind Germany and France and Belgium and Japan and China. Thank God for Bangladesh!"

"Are you trying to dig your way to China?"

"I'm emotionally unavailable."

"Helen Mirren – Magdalene "Queenie" Shaw"

"Ryan Reynolds - Victor Locke"

"Nothing is stronger than family."

"Cliff Curtis – Jonah"

"Idris Elba – Brixton Lore"

"Vanessa Kirby – Hattie Shaw"

"An unlikely alliance just became likely when a villain threatens humanity."

"Eiza González – Madame M"

"Jason Statham – Deckard Shaw"

"Saving the world is easy, but working together is going to be a real pain in the ass."

"Kayla: Maybe you should care a little bit less about work and a little bit more about the girl you're dating because last time I checked work doesn't reassure you that liking a finger up your ass doesn't make you gay."

"[after he spills coffee on his pants, Dylan is asking another employee for a replacement pair] I'm your boss! Give me your pants!"

"Shaun White – himself"

"Andy Samberg – Quincy"

"Jeremy Sumpter - Jacob Hodges"

"Alycia Debnam-Carey - Kaitlyn Johnston"

"Nathan Kress - Trey Fuller"

"Arlen Escarpeta - Daryl Karley"

"Richard Armitage - Gary Fuller"

"Sarah Wayne Callies - Allison Stone"

"There is no calm before the storm."

"Matt Walsh - Peter "Pete" Moore"

"Max Deacon - Donnie Fuller"

"There is no calm before the storm but there's a lot of it in this film."

"[on the phone] It's going to be big. [pauses] I don't know how big. They're tornadoes, they don't do courtesy calls."

"Donnie: [to the camera] And Trey, live everyday like it's your last. 'Cause shit, someday it will be."

"Prepare to go into the storm."

"David Cross - the Riff-Off host (as Sir Wilups Brightlysmoore)"

"Elizabeth Banks - Gail Abernathy-McKadden-Feinberger"

"Keegan-Michael Key - Sammy, Beca's Boss"

"Ben Platt - Benji Applebaum"

"Birgitte Hjort Sørensen - Kommissar"

"Flula Borg - Pieter Krämer"

"Anna Camp - Aubrey Posen"

"Adam DeVine - Bumper Allen"

"Katey Sagal - Katherine Junk"

"John Michael Higgins - John Smith"

"Shawn Carter Peterson - Dax"

"Hana Mae Lee - Lilly Onakuramara"

"Alexis Knapp - Stacie Conrad"