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April 10, 2026
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"Martha Stewart - herself"
"Megan Ferguson - Tessa"
"Wanda Sykes - Dr. Elizabeth Karl"
"Wendell Pierce - Principal Daryl Burr"
"Eugenia Kuzmina - Russian Mom"
"J. J. Watt - Coach Craig"
"Oona Laurence - Jane Mitchell"
"Emjay Anthony - Dylan Mitchell"
"Annie Mumolo - Vicky"
"Jay Hernandez - Jessie Harkness"
"David Walton - Mike Mitchell"
"Clark Duke - Dale Kipler"
"Jada Pinkett Smith - Stacy"
"Lilly Singh - Cathy"
"Mila Kunis - Amy Mitchell"
"Hank Rogerson - Phil Coopers"
"Bernardo Saracino - Manuel DÃaz"
"Screw Perfection."
"Kristen Bell - Kiki"
"Jeffrey Donovan - Steve Forsing"
"Raoul Trujillo - Rafael"
"Maximiliano Hernández - Silvio"
"Julio Cesar Cedillo - Fausto Alarcón"
"Kathryn Hahn - Carla Dunkler"
"Victor Garber - FBI Supervisory Special Agent Dave Jennings"
"Christina Applegate - Gwendolyn James"
"Jon Bernthal - Ted"
"I'm Amy Mitchell, and I'm a mom. I had my first kid when I was 20 years old, and I've been running late ever since. My days are filled with dropping the kids at school... Love you. ...then racing to work where I have meeting, after meeting, after meeting. I usually end up eating a shitty lunch at my desk, and I try to work out once a week. [sighs] Why do I suck at Zumba? Most days, I race back to school for the kids' plays, and poetry readings and class projects...which I'm always late for. [mouthing] Sorry. And then there's PTA meetings, and volunteering and parent-teacher conferences. Jesus, Miss Wiggins fuckin' hates me. At least once a day, I feel like the worst mom in the world, and I cry in my car. [wailing] Then I shuttle the kids to piano lessons and soccer games and dance classes and doctors' appointments, before my daily trip to the grocery store. Ugh. This chick seems like she's got it all figured out. But I feel like I'm screwing up all the time. Still, I love being a mom."
"Edgar Arreola - Guillermo"
"Eddie Redmayne as Newton Artemis Fido "Newt" Scamander"
"Katherine Waterston as Porpentina "Tina" Goldstein"
"Emily Blunt - Kate Macer"
"Dan Fogler as Jacob Kowalski"
"Josh Brolin - Matt Graver"
"Who will change the future?"
"Alison Sudol as Queenie Goldstein"
"The fate of one. The future of all."
"Everyone is scared of something."
"Queenie, we are not here to hurt you. We only want to help you. You're so very, very far from home. Far away from everything you love. Everything that was comfortable. I would never see you harmed, ever. It is not your fault that your sister is an Auror. I wish you were working with me now. Towards a world where we wizards are free to live openly, and to love freely."
"I can't move against Grindelwald. It has to be you. In your shoes, I'd probably refuse too. It's late. Good evening, Newt."
"The time's coming, Newt... when you're going to have to pick a side."
"Mr. Scamander! Do you think Dumbledore will mourn for you?"
"Ezra Miller as Credence Barebone"
"Benicio del Toro - Alejandro Gillick"
"The fate one one will change the future of all."
"I hate Paris."
"Does he think you're here to win her back? Are you here to win her back?"
"Sorry, but I can't admire people whose answer to everything that they fear or misunderstand is "kill it"!"
"[fearfully] I do not like riding a boat, Newt."
"You've been real kind, but my sister Tina's probably worried sick about me, you know. Banging on all the doors and things, so I think I'd better be going."