"Why is it that one of us who wants to live the most, who deserves to live the most dies, and the ones that deserve to die keep on living? What's the message in that?"

"[Observing plane wreckage] Looks like somebody had a bad day."

"That's how we deal with death. We can't change what it is, so we keep it light until it's time to get dark. And then we get pitch black."

"Okay, Mr. Silverman, Mr. College graduate, what's next?"

"I was hanging out with some guys who like to smoke. It wasn't the taste and it wasn't the smoke. It was the idea, you know? That- that's what they did at the top. And that's what I wanted. I wanted to be right at the top."

"[Dressed as a priest] By the powers vested in me, I now pronounce you man and knife."

"No, we can skip all that tonight. Let's just make this about the family and the love that's at this table. And I guarantee you, in twenty years, you'll understand how important that is."

"[To David] Are you going to bless the meal? [Realising he is not in any mood to celebrate] Michael, turn off the camera."

"Imagine if 6 pounds of pure plutonium is powerful enough to change the balance of the world. So, imagine what 5 tons would do."

"[To Lee] I hate to break it to you pal, but your girlfriend over there a the world-class cheating gene."

"[To Booker] Who's next? Rambo?"

"[Hands a cash wad to foster brother] Here. Go have some fun, okay? Don't turn into an asshole like Wilerd."

"Sylvester Stallone as "Barney Ross""

"[Mocking her drug addiction] Hey Steph, you got a little something on your face."

"Elijah is a prophet. He represents everyone who is in need and is always welcome."

"[Meets Michael at door of beach house after buying a train ticket] I'm sorry. I tried. [They then make love]"

"[Referring to the biblical prophet of Elijah] Yeah, he looks like Superman with a big star on his chest."

"Don't challenge me."

"Hey, I'd hate to break up the bromance. We're twenty seconds late!"

"Mimi Kennedy as Judge Janovich"

"You know, I'd love to party with you boys, but I don't have my shit. [Barney hands Doc his set of knives] That's my shit!"

"But sometimes having nothing means having nothing to lose."

"Charisma Carpenter as "Lacy""

"One man's trash is another man's treasure, my friend, especially if that one man is a rich prick."

"[After chasing Evelyn's vehicle on bicycle, he collapses by a tree] Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Everybody can go fuck themselves. [Focusing his gaze on a mailbox, it reads; The Needlemans]"

"Didn't they shoot Grease here, Sammy?"

"[Pointing gun at Ronald] Okay, I've got a gun at your head!"

"[Referring to Kelly] You women are all the same, you are all cunts."

"[To Jonas] I will take a finger for every day you do not bring me my Porsche Carrera. I told you not to fuck with me didn't I?"

"[Scrolling through menu of digital film archives] Video. TV. Home movies. No Way."

"[To Jonas] Be warned, you little cunt!"

"Okay. There's one thing you can't hock. It's David's father's ring. It's the only thing he has to remember him by."

"[Pretending to have just been married into wealth] Yeah. I was gonna invite you, but it happened so quick. It happened in Maui."

"[To foster mother] We were climbing this volcano and when we got to the top, he proposed, and I said yes."

"Gia Mantegna as Stephanie Silverman"

"Andrew Howard as Ronald Smythe"

"Lolita Davidovich as Evelyn Silverman"

"Evan Ross as Alison "Al""