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April 10, 2026
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"Bill Hader as Agent Haggard"
"Jason Bateman as Special Agent Lorenzo Zoil"
"Kristen Wiig as Ruth Buggs"
"Seth Rogen as Paul (voice)"
"Nick Frost as Clive Gollings"
"Simon Pegg as Graeme Willy"
"Ever felt a little alien? (UK poster)"
"Only Girls Phone Home"
"Fugitive, celebrity, slacker, joker, alien."
"Who's up for a close encounter?"
"This Spring, they're all for one and one for Paul."
"There were many sights they planned to see. This was not one of them."
"Three tits. That's awesome."
"(to Haggard and O’Reilly) Listen to me, Frick and Fuck, I want you to tell me everything you remember about the pissy nerds."
"(after shooting the communicator) Boring conversation anyway."
"Mother fucking titty-sucking two-balled bitch!"
"(after being asked about having sex with a girl dressed like an Ewok) Well, she was furry nice."
"Aliens aren’t called Paul."
"(in Klingon) Graeme. Strike this woman."
"We’re just a couple of regular guys on a tour of the less touristy side of the American Midwest."
"He needs our help. Sometimes you just got to roll the dice."
"Clive likes boning space bears!"
"Clive, I can feel your boner."
"Yo, fucknuts! It’s probing time."
"You were amazing, Graeme! That cop didn’t suspect a thing! And Clive… you didn’t pee your pants."
"(to Graeme, who is drawing a portrait of him) Are you going to draw me like one of your French girls, Jack?"
"Get your goddamn hands off my motherfucking junk!"
"Evolution, baby."
"Over the last 60 years, the human race has been drip-fed images of my face, on lunchboxes and t-shirts and shit. It’s in case our species do meet, you don’t have a fucking spaz attack!"
"Sometimes you just gotta roll the dice."
"Samuel L. Jackson – Nick Fury"
"Brendan Wayne as Deputy Lyle"
"Raoul Trujillo as Chiricahua Apache chief, Black Knife"
"David O'Hara as Pat Dolan, Longeran's former gang member"
"Julio Cesar Cedillo as Bronc, a bandit"
"Walton Goggins as Hunt, a bandit"
"Ana de la Reguera as MarÃa, Doc's wife"
"Abigail Spencer as Alice, Jake's lost love"
"Adam Beach as Nat Colorado, Colonel Dolarhyde's right-hand man"
"Keith Carradine as Sheriff John Taggart"
"Clancy Brown as Meacham, a plain-spoken preacher"
"Paul Dano as Percy Dolarhyde, Woodrow's cowardly son"
"Noah Ringer as Emmett Taggart, grandson of John Taggart"
"Sam Rockwell as Doc, a Saloon owner in Absolution"
"Olivia Wilde as Ella Swenson, an elusive traveler"
"Harrison Ford as Colonel Woodrow Dolarhyde"
"Daniel Craig as Jake Lonergan"
"Get off my plains!"
"I want that man! You give him to me now, or I'm going to take him!"
"They're coming back! They're coming back!"