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April 10, 2026
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"[to Ron] I've been looking for you, lone star."
"You know what? You don't deserve my money, you homophobic asshole."
"Welcome to the Dallas Buyers Club!"
"Sometimes I feel like I'm fighting for a life I ain't got time to live."
"Would you stop starin' at her tits, Rayon, you're startin' to look normal."
"Watch what you eat and who you eat."
"I swear it, Ray, God sure was dressin' the wrong doll when he blessed you with a set of balls."
"That shit is purer than a preacher daughter's pussy, right there."
"Let me give y'all a little news flash. There ain't nothin' out there can kill fuckin' Ron Woodroof in 30 days."
"Brian Cox - Alan Watts"
"Soko - Isabella"
"Kristen Wiig - SexyKitten"
"Scarlett Johansson - Samantha"
"Portia Doubleday - Surrogate Date Isabella"
"Spike Jonze - Alien Child"
"Bill Hader - Chat Room Friend #2"
"Luka Jones - Mark Lewman"
"Sam Jaeger - Dr. Johnson"
"Matt Letscher - Charles"
"Chris Pratt - Paul"
"Olivia Wilde - Blind Date"
"Rooney Mara - Catherine"
"Amy Adams - Amy"
"Joaquin Phoenix - Theodore Twombly"
"I think the other thing that's been really exciting about it is that as I've talked to people, the variety of reactions for what the movie's about is wide. You know, like some people find it incredibly romantic, some people find it incredibly sad or melancholy, or some people find it creepy, some people find it hopeful."
"[It] touches on all of the themes that you're talking about in terms of the way we live in our modern life right now. But also it's writing about something that I think has maybe always been here, which is our yearning to connect, our need for intimacy, and the things inside us that prevent us from connecting. And that sort of tension has always been there. So I think, you know, where we're at right now has a particular set of challenges, but what I'm talking about has probably existed as long as we've existed."
"You always wanted to have a wife without the challenges of actually dealing with anything real and I'm glad that you found someone. It's perfect."
"I'm gonna fucking kill you. I'm gonna fucking kill you. It's not funny, don't laugh. I'm gonna fucking kill you. I'm gonna fucking kill you. I love you so much I'm gonna fucking kill you."
"You know what, I can over-think everything and find a million ways to doubt myself. And since Charles left I've been really thinking about that part of myself and, I've just come to realize that, we're only here briefly. And while I'm here, I wanna allow myself joy. So fuck it."
"It's how we spend a third of our lives asleep, and maybe that's the time when we feel the most free."
"Falling in love is a crazy thing to do. It's like a socially acceptable form of insanity."
"You know, I can feel the fear you carry around, and I wish there was something I could do to help you let go of it, because if you could, I don't think you'd feel so alone anymore."
"The heart's not like a box that gets filled up; it expands in size the more you love."
"It's like I'm reading a book... and it's a book I deeply love. But I'm reading it slowly now. So the words are really far apart and the spaces between the words are almost infinite. I can still feel you... and the words of our story... but it's in this endless space between the words that I'm finding myself now. It's a place that's not of the physical world. It's where everything else is that I didn't even know existed. I love you so much. But this is where I am now. And this is who I am now. And I need you to let me go. As much as I want to, I can't live in your book any more."
"The past is just a story we tell ourselves."
"She's not just a computer."
"I feel like I can be anything with you."
"Sometimes I think I have felt everything I'm ever gonna feel. And from here on out, I'm not gonna feel anything new. Just lesser versions of what I've already felt."
"Jake Hoffman - Steve Madden"
"Barry Rothbart - Peter Diblasio"
"Ethan Suplee - Toby Welch"
"Henry Zebrowski - Alden "Sea Otter" Kupferberg"
"Brian Sacca - Robbie "Pinhead" Feinberg"
"Katarina ÄŒas - Chantalle Bodnick"
"Shea Whigham - Captain Ted Beecham"
"Christine Ebersole - Leah Belfort"
"Cristin Milioti - Teresa Petrill"
"Joanna Lumley - Aunt Emma"
"Kenneth Choi - Chester Ming"
"P. J. Byrne - Nicky "Rugrat" Koskoff"