"[in Russian] Hurry fall asleep or The Boogeyman will come for you. From the swamp he will come and Take the children that don't behave. The Boogeyman."

"I know what you're thinking, Jonathan. We live by a code. Which is why I'm not the one telling you that a certain helicopter on a certain helipad is being fueled for a certain someone."

"Ms. Perkins. [pauses as he walks up to her] Your membership to The Continental has been, by thine own hand, revoked. [Gunmen execute Ms. Perkins]"

"What happened, John?... We were professionals... Civilized."

"NO MORE GUNS, John! NO MORE BULLETS! ... just you and me."

"This life...follows you. It clings to you. Infecting everyone that comes close to you. We are cursed, you and I."

"Richard Gere - Boss"

"Maria Volk - Girl"

"Anton Yelchin - Wayne"

"Bob Odenkirk - P.I."

"Jordanna Taylor - Susie"

"Tony Shalhoub - George"

"Julianne Moore - Maude"

"Christina Linhardt - Party clown"

"Michelle Gunn as Mommy"

"Emily Alyn Lind - Birthday girl"

"Josh Duhamel - Anson"

"Elizabeth Banks - Amy"

"Eric Stuart - Narrator"

"Mandy Kowalski - Cheerleader"

"Logan Holladay - White guy #5"

"Sean Rosales - White guy #4"

"Evan Dumouchel - White guy #3"

"Brett Davern - White guy #2"

"Brian Flaccus - White guy #1"

"Jay Ellis as Lucious"

"Larry Sanders - Bishop"

"Jared Dudley - Moses"

"Corey Brewer - Wallace"

"Aaron Jennings - Anthony"

"Terrence Howard - Coach Jackson"

"Zen Gesner - Stripper"

"Benny Harris - Blanco the bartender"

"Jasper Grey - Patron"

"Paloma Felisberto - Bachelorette party girl"

"Ricki Noel Lander - Nurse Elizabeth"

"Caryl West - Waitress"

"Snooki - Herself"

"Sayed Badreya - Large man"

"Stephen Merchant as Donald"

"Halle Berry - Emily"

"Esti Ginzburg - Storybook fairy"

"Seann William Scott - Brian"

"Johnny Knoxville - Pete"

"Gerard Butler - Leprechaun #1/Leprechaun #2"

"Matt Walsh - Amanda's father"

"Patrick Warburton - Steve (Nathan and Mikey's father)"

"Jimmy Bennett - Nathan"

"Chloë Grace Moretz - Amanda"

"Christopher Mintz-Plasse - Mikey"