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April 10, 2026
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"Gwyneth Paltrow - Elizabeth "Beth" Emhoff"
"Jude Law - Alan Krumwiede"
"Laurence Fishburne - Dr. Ellis Cheever"
"Matt Damon - Mitch Emhoff"
"Marion Cotillard - Dr. Leonora Orantes"
"No one is immune to fear."
"Don't talk to anyone. Don't touch anyone."
"Nothing spreads like fear."
"Jory Emhoff: [Rhetorically] Why can't they invent a shot that keeps time from passing?"
"Dr. Ian Sussman: [Disparagingly to Alan] Blogging is not writing. It's just graffiti with punctuation."
"[about the virus] Godzilla, King Kong, Frankenstein all in one."
"It's a bad day to be a rhesus monkey."
"Somewhere in the world, the wrong pig met up with the wrong bat."
"How fast it multiplies depends on a variety of factors. The incubation period, how long a person is contagious. Sometimes people can be contagious without even having symptoms."
"The average person touches their face 2- or 3000 times a day. Three to five times every waking minute. In between, we're touching doorknobs, water fountains, elevator buttons, and each other. Those things become fomites."
"You know where this comes from, shaking hands? It was a way of showing a stranger you weren't carrying a weapon in the old days. You offered your empty right hand to show that you meant no harm."
"We're working very hard to find out where this virus came from. To treat it and to vaccinate against it if we can. We don't know all of that yet, we just don't know. What we do know, is that in order to become sick you have to first come in contact with a sick person or something that they touched. In order to get scared, all you have to do is to come in contact with a rumor, or the television or the internet. I think what Mr. Krumwiede is uh... is spreading, is far more dangerous than the disease."
"Someone doesn't have to weaponize the bird flu. The birds are doing that."
"Gene Jones - Sweet Dave"
"Zoë Bell - Six-Horse Judy"
"Dana Gourrier - Minnie Mink"
"Channing Tatum - Jody Domergue"
"James Parks - O.B. Jackson"
"Bruce Dern - General Sanford "Sandy" Smithers a.k.a. "The Confederate""
"Michael Madsen - Joe Gage (Grouch Douglass) a.k.a. "The Cow Puncher""
"Tim Roth - Oswaldo Mobray (English Pete Hicox) a.k.a. "The Little Man""
"Demián Bichir - Bob (Marco the Mexican) a.k.a. "The Mexican""
"Walton Goggins - Sheriff Chris Mannix a.k.a."The Sheriff""
"Jennifer Jason Leigh - Daisy Domergue a.k.a. "The Prisoner""
"Kurt Russell - John Ruth a.k.a. "The Hangman""
"Samuel L. Jackson - Major Marquis Warren a.k.a. "The Bounty Hunter""
"Spend the holidays with someone you hate"
"No one to trust. Everyone to hate."
"The bounty hunter. The Hangman. The Confederate. The Sheriff. The Mexican. The little man. The cow puncher. The prisoner."
"The 8th film by Quentin Tarantino"
"No One Comes Up Here Without a Damn Good Reason"
"Eight strangers. One deadly connection."
"Major Marquiss Warren: That's the thing about war, Mannix. People die."
"I just met these people, I don't give a damn about them! Or you, or your sister. Or any other son of a bitch in Wyoming for that matter."
"I don't know that nigger. But I know he's a nigger. And that's all I need to know."
"A bastard's work is never done."
"You know... looks can be deceiving. Because I definitely am the ... coming-home-for-Christmas-to-spend-time-with-mother ... type."
"Gentlemen, Gentlemen, I know Americans aren't apt to let a little thing like an unconditional surrender get in the way of a good war. But I strongly suggest we don't re-stage The Battle of Baton Rouge during a blizzard in Minnie's Haberdashery..."
"Precautions must be taken because life is too sweet to lose!"
"The man who pulls the lever that breaks your neck will be a dispassionate man. And that dispassion is the very essence of justice. For justice delivered without dispassion is always in danger of not being justice."
"Here's the problem, Daisy. In order for me to be scared of your threats, I have to believe in those fifteen extra gang members, waiting it out in Red Rock! And boy, oh boy, I sure don't. [Warren chuckles] What I believe, is that Joe Gage or Grouch Douglass or whatever the FUCK his name was--poisoned the coffee. And you watched him do it. And you watched me pour a cup and you didn't say shit! And, I believe you are what you have always been, a lyin' bitch, who will do anything to cheat the rope waiting for her in Red Rock, including shittin' out FIFTEEN extra gang members, whenever you need be. And ... I believe, that when it comes to what's left of the Jody DO-min-gre gang ... I'm lookin' at 'em. Right here, right now, deeeeeeeeeeead on this motherfuckin' floor!"
"As my first and final act as the Sheriff of Red Rock, I sentence you, Domergue, to hang by the neck until dead!"
"WHOO HAW! Now we're talkin'!"
"Well, cut my legs off and call me Shorty!"
"Oh. I get it. "Haberdashery." That was a joke, right?"