"[as Mr. Hightopp tries to fit the crown on top of her head] Put it on my head. You're making me look stupid. Get on with it! You incompetent imbecile!"

"Oh, Alice, you always were an irksome, slurvish, interrupting thing. When I get back, I shall have the heads of all of your friends. And then I shall have your head. Ta-ta!"

"Revenge is mine!"

"NO ONE LOVES ME!!"

"I hate you! I... hate... you... ALL!!!!!"

"The next person who laughs will never laugh again!"

"Ignorant peasants."

"I WANT HER HEAD!!!"

"Hatter is my truest friend. If he's in need, I'll help him. No matter what. [The others cheer for her]"

"It's about the Hatter. Tarrant Hightopp. He's a great friend of mine, and recently, he's convinced that his long-deceased family is still alive. Well, of course, his family can't really be alive because you see, the Jabberwocky killed the family on Horunvendush Day, and I killed the Jabberwocky on Frabjous Day, and I'd like your permission to please borrow the Chronosphere. It's imperative that… [Time: Ah. The Chronosphere.]"

"Paul Rudd as Scott Lang / Ant-Man"

"Elizabeth Olsen as Wanda Maximoff / Scarlet Witch"

"Paul Bettany as The Vision"

"Chadwick Boseman as King T'Challa of Wakanda / Black Panther"

"Jeremy Renner as Clint Barton / Hawkeye"

"Don Cheadle as Col. James "Rhodey" Rhodes / War Machine"

"Anthony Mackie as Sam Wilson / Falcon"

"Sebastian Stan as James Buchanan "Bucky" Barnes / Winter Soldier"

"Scarlett Johansson as Natasha Romanoff / Black Widow"

"Robert Downey Jr. as Tony Stark / Iron Man"

"Chris Evans as Steve Rogers / Captain America"

"United we stand. Divided we fall."

"Whose side are you on?"

"Divided we fall"

"I have experience and patience. A man can do anything if he has those."

"An empire toppled by its enemies can rise again. But one which crumbles from within? That's dead. Forever."

"[Eulogy for Peggy Carter] Margaret Carter was known to most as the founder of SHIELD, but I just know her as Aunt Peggy. She had a photograph in her office: Aunt Peggy standing next to JFK. As a kid that was pretty cool, but it was a lot to live up to, which is why I never told anyone we were related. I asked her once how she managed to master diplomacy and espionage at a time when no one wanted to see a woman succeed at either. And she said, "Compromise where you can. Where you can't, don't. Even if everyone is telling you that something wrong is something right. Even if the whole world is telling you to move, it is your duty to plant yourself like a tree, look them in the eye, and say, 'No, you move.'""

"[After his tech demo at MIT showing a younger version of himself and the last time he saw his parents] Binarily augmented retro-framing, or "B.A.R.F."–God, I gotta work on that acronym. An extremely costly method of hijacking the hippocampus to clear... traumatic memories. It doesn't change the fact that they never made it to the airport, or all the things I did to avoid processing my grief. Plus, six hundred and eleven million dollars for my little therapeutic experiment? No one in their right mind would've ever funded it."

"[Voiceover as Tony reads the letter] Tony– I'm glad you're back at the compound. I don't like the idea of you rattling around a mansion by yourself. We all need family. The Avengers are yours. Maybe more so than mine. I've been on my own since I was 18. I never really fit in anywhere, even in the army. My faith's in people, I guess. Individuals. And I'm happy to say that, for the most part, they haven't let me down. Which is why I can't let them down either. Locks can be replaced, but maybe they shouldn't. I know I hurt you, Tony. I guess I thought by not telling you about your parents I was sparing you, but I can see now that I was really sparing myself, and I'm sorry. Hopefully one day you can understand. I wish we agreed on the Accords, I really do. I know you're doing what you believe in, and that's all any of us can do. That's all any of us should. So no matter what, I promise you, if you need us– if you need me– I'll be there."

"[To Wanda Maximoff about their job] This job– we try to save as many people as we can. Sometimes that doesn't mean everybody. But if we can't find a way to live with that– then next time...maybe nobody gets saved."

"Marisa Tomei as May Parker"

"John Slattery as Howard Stark"

"Martin Freeman as Everett K. Ross"