"Jason, I want to fuck. For the first time in 40 years, I'm single, and I want to fuck. I want to fuck until my dick falls off. I want to fuck a horse, and I want to drink its blood. I was faithful to your grandmother every day for 40 years, even through the menopause, even through the cancer. She was the love of my life, I'll miss her every goddamn day, but she told me on her death bed, you get back out there again. I haven't had sex in 15 years Jason, and I want to fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck."

"Party till you're pregnant!"

"The greatest gift a grandson can give his grandfather is a hot college girl who wants to have unprotected sex with him before he dies."

"He looks like Abercrombie fucked Fitch."

"You're just a dirty, dirty grandpa, and I'm just a girl from Long Island City who likes to fuck old people."

"Naughty is relative."

"Jackson Xenia Prieto and William Juan Prieto - Hunter Rey"

"Why have enemies when you can have friends?"

"Vivis Cortez - Martine"

"I see you’re trying to get me to do something razzle-dazzle with that sword. I'm not getting drawn into this mess. There's an army of you, there's only one of me. I've talked, I'm happy to talk, but there is no way... that I am fighting."

"- Ali Rey, Daniel's daughter"

"- Katie, Kristi's sister"

"It should be clear by now that whatever you and your friends think I am, I am not it."

"Seth Ginsberg - Brad"

"I don't know if the house is haunted, but I hope it is."

"Daniel? Is that you? Katie?"

"We just can't let this affect us that much. If we do that, the terrorists win."

"- Kristi Rey"

"Rez Kempton — Foreman"

"Brian Boland - Daniel Rey, Kristi's husband"

"It's quite dangerous being one of you lot, isn't it? You're good with animals, aren't you? They have a word for that, don't they? Mage... I thought your team was outlawed. Never met one of you in the flesh. I thought you'd be taller... and have a beard."

"Chasty Ballesteros — Kira Lee"

"Courtney B. Vance — Colonel Greenway"

"Russell Crowe — Dr. Henry Jekyll"

"Javier Botet — Set"

"Selva Rasalingam — King Menehptre"

"Dylan Smith — Lorenzo Montanari"

"[to Vortigern] You wanted to know what gave me such drive? It was you. You put me in that brothel. You cut me on the streets. I am here now because of you. You created me. And for that, I bless you. You make sense of the devil."

"No, I mean I’m sorry. You’ve made a mistake. You’re no longer dealing with the man you previously met. You are addressing England and all the subjects under her king’s protection. So you have a choice. You can now kneel to England… Or I’ll step off this throne and you can deal with me as the man you previously met."

"You're no longer a myth. You're starting to mean something."

"You are resisting the sword. The sword isn’t resisting you."

"Freddie Fox — Rubio"

"Paul McCartney as Uncle Jack"

"Martin Klebba as Marty"

"David Wenham as Lieutenant Scarfield"

"Stephen Graham as Scrum"

"Orlando Bloom as William "Will" Turner, Jr."

"Kaya Scodelario as Carina Barbossa (née Smyth)"

"Geoffrey Rush as Captain Hector Barbossa"

"Brenton Thwaites as Henry Turner"

"Kevin McNally as Joshamee Gibbs"

"Johnny Depp as Captain Jack Sparrow"

"Golshifteh Farahani as Shansa"

"Javier Bardem as Captain Armando Salazar"

"Pirate's Life"

"Dead Men. Tell. No. Tales.[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jqftOTvYYd8 ]"

"[after snagging Posideon's Trident] Hola, Sparrow."

"All Pirates. Must. Die.[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wRCkFoyLjEs ]"

"(To Jack) You will soon pay for what you did to me."