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"Twister and Sam: Right."
"Reggie: It's bad for him."
"Twister: And bad for the team."
"Sam: Right."
"Reggie: So Twist, you just got to tell him he can't play."
"Twister: I'm not gonna tell him."
"Sam: Just make up some story."
"Twister: Tell him, "The Rats Ate The Puck"."
"Sam: No, it's gotta be something believable. Like, "Global Warming Has Caused Giant Monkeys To Overtake Ocean Shores"."
"Twister: Giant monkeys?! (screams & runs away)"
"Sam: He'll be back."
"Sam: You got somebody in mind?"
"Reggie: We still need someone to fill in for Otto."
"Twister: The monkeys. OOOHHH!"
"Reggie: Well, Otto's out of the picture. But we still have a problem."
"Reggie: Tell me about it! Ooh! OY!"
"Otto: That stinks!"
"Otto: Well, I wouldn't have broken my leg if you hadn't made me go off that jump!"