"Charlie:You are going to fight him and that's that, there's no way out of it! When your God tells you to beat the shit out of somebody, you do it. That's when religion is all about!"

"Sprocket: You couldn't organize a fart at a curry-eating contest!"

"Machismo: Get your hand off my left tit. I'll fight you on one condition that you lower your nipples."

"What is that man doing with his hand on my Labia?"

"Get real, mum, I'm not marrying someone with bigger tits than me. He looks like a condom full of walnuts."

"You know, you're not as stupid as you look Muriel."

"Oi, oi! I'm talking to you, you rude bugger!"

"[to Sir Michael Kent]' Yo! Bullet head! Get back down there so we can finish doing the film!"

"[singing] Tie a yellow ribbon round the old oak tree..."

"This looks like a job for Hercules."

"Hey. Bad luck. [pause] Ya dickhead!"

"Charles "Bud" Tingwell as Lawrence Hammill QC"

"Eric Bana as Con Petropoulous"

"Tiriel Mora as Dennis Denuto"

"Wayne Hope as Wayne Kerrigan"

"Sophie Lee as Tracey Petropoulous (nee Kerrigan)"

"Anthony Simcoe as Steve Kerrigan"

"Stephen Curry as Dale Kerrigan"

"Anne Tenney as Sal Kerrigan"

"Michael Caton as Darryl Kerrigan"

"It's not just a house... it's a home!"

"They want to extend the airport... But the Kerrigans won't belt up."

"How's the serenity?"

"It's every Australian family's dream. A quarter acre block. A Pool Room. A barbie. And an airport over the back fence."

"Ordinary family. Extraordinary story."

"Steve Kerrigan: Dad, there's a guy selling seven eskies..."

"Darryl Kerrigan: fuck off! Steve Kerrigan: You heard my dad, now fuck off!"

"Steve Kerrigan: Dad, you haven't let anyone down. I don't know what the opposite of lettin' someone down is... but you done the opposite."

"Farouk: I say you have friend, I have friend. My friend go to your house, put bomb under your car and blow you to fucking sky!"

"Farouk: He say plane fly overhead, drop value. I no care. In Beirut, plane fly over head, drop bomb. I like these planes better."

"Dennis: In summing up it's the constitution, it's Mabo, it's justice, it's law, it's the Vibe and, no that's it, it's the vibe. I rest my case."

"[To opposing court counsel in the high court hearing] What are you calling an eyesore? It's a home, ya dickhead!!"

"[To opposing court counsel in the high court hearing] Suffer in your jocks!"

"Antonio Vargas — Rico"

"[singing] We're going to Bonnie Doon! We're going to Bonnie Doon!"

"Tell 'em they're/he's dreamin'! (Numerous times throughout the movie when Steve asked Darryl if he'd like to buy something, which in Darryl's opinion is overpriced, hence the phrase.)"

"This is going straight to the pool room."

"It's not a house, it's a home."

"Shot, Dale!"

"Mum said it was funny how one day you're not famous, and the next day you are. Famous. And then you're not again."

"Dad reckons fishing is 10% brains and 95% muscle, the rest is just good luck."

"If there's one thing dad loved more than serenity, it's a two-stroke motor at full throttle!"

"Dad? I dug another hole. It's filling with water."

"Pity my oldest brother couldn't be there. His name's Wayne. He's in jail. Eight years for armed robbery. Many people would call him the black sheep of the family, but not Mum and Dad. He got caught up with the wrong crowd - he didn't mean to rob the petrol station! Now he's sorry."