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"Chad Power as Michael 'Tum-Tum' Douglas"
"Vincent Schiavelli as The Mayor"
"Donal Logue as Jimmy"
"People can't fly, but ninjas can!"
"Pat Mahoney as Harry Jacobson"
"Victor Wong as Mori Tanaka"
"Emily Roeske as Little Girl"
"Brendan O'Brien as Zed"
"Dwayne Carrington as C.J., Medusa's Jamaican sidekick"
"Charles Napier as Jack Harding"
"Chelsey Earlywine as Amanda"
"Jim Varney as Lothar Zogg"
"Kirk Baily as Carl"
"Scott Caudill as Darren"
"One a ninja, always a ninja."
"Alan McRae as FBI Agent Sam Douglas"
"I'll teach you to pick a fight with me, Romeo."
"Never send a boy to do a man's job!"
"Travis McKenna as Buelow"
"Michael Treanor as Samuel 'Rocky' Douglas Jr."
"Alan McRae as Sam Douglas Sr."
"Evan Bonifant as Michael "Tum-Tum" Douglas"
"Margarita Franco as Jessica Tanaka-Douglas"
"[last lines of the movie] I hope there's more food in our next adventure. See you next time! Bye!"
"You've heard of ingenuity, right? Well, this is ninjanuity."
"Lindsay Felton as Jennifer"
"Victor Wong as Mori "Shintarō" Tanaka"
"Jason Schombing as Vinnie"
"Max Elliott Slade as Jeffrey 'Colt' Douglas"
"Angelo Tiffe as "Slam""
"Crystle Lightning as Jo"
"You want a piece of me? Come and get it!"
"Bring it on! One ninja stew coming up!"
"J.P. Roeske II as Michael "Tum-Tum" Douglas"
"Keep your eyes on the target. Wipe all thoughts from your mind, and keep your energy focused on the target. Watch the bullseye grow in front of your eyes. And when it gets as big as a melon... [throws a star at the target]"
"You vampire!"
"And we know what a picky eater my brother is."
"[singsong voice] Lisa DiMarino, Lisa DiMarino..."
"Max Elliott Slade as Jeffrey "Colt" Douglas"
"Sean Fox as Samuel "Rocky" Douglas Jr."
"Caroline Junko King as Miyo Shikigawa"
"Dustin Nguyen as "Glam""
"Shunichiro Yunoki as Grand Master"
"Great! The Power Corps are midgets."
"I'm still workin' out the small details."
"History repeats itself. Congratulations, Billy, you just lost us the prize money."
"Maryette Charlton as old lady #2"
"Lillian Kiesler as old lady #1"
""Please use other door"."
"Scott Wolf as Billy Lee, the younger Lee brother."