"Born and raised in the most primitive and hostile territory on Earth, Michael J. Dundee has raised survival to an art form. Now he's about to test himself in a region half as primitive, but twice as hostile: Manhattan Island."

"From the Outback of Australia to urban jungle of New York, there's no wilderness he can't tame!"

"The Wizard of Auz hits The Big Apple!"

"There's a little of him in all of us."

"He's survived the most hostile and primitive land known to man. Now all he's got to do is make it through a week in New York."

"From the Australian Outback to New York City, Michael J. "Crocodile" Dundee is about to survive in a different kind of Jungle."

"[honks horn and yells to water buffalo] "Get out of the way dopey!""

"It's for washing your backside! right?"

"Well, you see, Aborigines don't own the land. They belong to it. It's like their mother. See those rocks? Been standing there for 600 million years. Still be there when you and I are gone. So arguing over who owns them is like two fleas arguing over who owns the dog they live on."

"[singing] Up North in the Never Never / Where the land is harsh and bare / Lives a mighty hunter named Mick Dundee / Who can dance like Fred Astaire!"

"[sings in the bathtub] If I give my heart to you... [pause] then I'll have none and you'll have two."

"No wonder you have so many accidents around here, the steering wheel's on the wrong side of the car!"

"I'm told, "Don't talk like you normally talk. Watch how you hold your mouth. You look too sour and crabby. Don't get angry. Don't ask too many questions, or they think you're trying to be smart. And never, never, never laugh or you're an uncaring bitch." Well, I can't cry to order, and I won't be squashed into some dumb act for the public ... or for you."

"Sam Neill — Michael Chamberlain"

"Meryl Streep — Lindy Chamberlain"

"A family torn apart. A public filled with outrage. A woman accused of murder."

"I don't think a lot of people realise how important innocence is to innocent people."

"Crikey, how's yer kidneys?"

"Look, Mr. Barker. I wasn't there. I can only go on the evidence of my own eyes. We're talking about my baby daughter ... not some object!"

"The dingo's got my baby!"