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April 10, 2026
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"Claude King — General Fletcher"
"Daphne Pollard — Millie (the maid)"
"Mary Gordon — Mrs. Bickerdike"
"David Clyde — Highlander"
"Vernon Steele — Colonel Gregor McGregor"
"James Finlayson — Sergeant Major Finlayson"
"David Torrence — Mr Miggs"
"[to Alf] You wait out here. Asking the pawnshop proprietor if he had any second-hand ice cream cones!"
"Maurice Black — Khan Mir Jutra"
"Oliver Hardy — Ollie Hardy"
"Stan Laurel — Stanley MacLaurel"
"June Lang — Lorna MacLaurel"
"Their Funniest Full Length Feature!"
"[to Stanley] And who informed you that my name was 'Leatherpuss'?"
"They're stymied in Scotland - Insane in India - and hilarious at home again!"
"William Janney — Allan Douglas"
"60 Minutes Of Fun!"
"Oliver Hardy — Oliver"
"Charley Chase — Charley"
"Stan Laurel — Stanley"
"Mae Busch — Mrs. Hardy"
"Well, here's another nice mess you've gotten me into!"
"Dorothy Christy — Mrs. Betty Laurel"
"Anne Grey — Lady Violet Ormsby"
"Their New Full-Length Feature Picture!"
"Tiny Sandford — Prison Guard"
"Charlie Hall — Dentist's Assistant"
"Walter Long — The Tiger"
"Stan Laurel — Stanlio"
"Wilfred Lucas — Warden"
"Oliver Hardy — Ollio"
"June Marlowe — Warden's Daughter"
"James Finlayson — Schoolteacher"
"The world has been waiting for THEIR FIRST FULL LENGTH TALKING PICTURE"
"Mr. Hardy is a man of wonderful ideas—so is Mr. Laurel—as long as he doesn't try to think."
"Their jail break is a riot! It will give you the time of your life."
"Stan Laurel — Stan"
"We will now have the role call. Those that are here will answer "present". Those that are not here will say "absent"."
"Dennis King — Fra Diavolo"
"Oliver Hardy — Ollie"
"We will now have an intelligence test"(camera pans to his unintelligent pupils)"
"Thelma Todd — Lady Pamela"
"SCREEN'S SUPER-THRILLER...AN EPIC OF HORROR!"
"It Starts Where "Frankenstein" Left Off!"
"Erich von Stroheim — Dr. Andre Crespi"
"David Torrence — McLeod"
"Jean Hersholt — Dr. Von Berg"
"Myrna Loy — Fah Lo See"
"Harriet Russell — Estelle Gorham Ross"
"Lawrence Grant — Sir Lionel Barton"