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"Scrooge: I told you, I'm not going to the ball! Duckworth: But sir, I've already arranged for Launchpad to take you to the society's mountain lodge. Scrooge: So cancel Launchpad! I'll not only save face, but my life as well."
"Duckworth: Oh dear, Launchpad isn't answering. He must be on his way. Won't you go, sir? Scrooge: Aye, to work! Tell Launchpad he can take you to the ball."
"Since when does a hat have a mind of its own?"
"Heavenly heather! The genie in the magic lamp! The fortunes I could own! I could have the world's biggest diamond! No! The world's biggest diamond mine! No-no! All the diamond mines! No! The entire mining industry! Yes yes yes! I can see that this is going to take some careful thought."
"Genie: I don't hear anything; I think they're gone. Scrooge: Where are we? Genie: Well, it's not exactly the Ritz. Scrooge: Not the lamp? Genie: "Sorry about the smell. You get used to it after a coupla hundred years. Could you move your elbow, please?" Scrooge: GET ME OUT OF HERE!! Genie: (does so) Do you have to yell at me all the time? Scrooge: Hmph. I wouldn't be in this mess if it weren't for you. Thanks to you, I've got a crazy animal act on my tail."
"Scrooge: I've got to get you to my vault; it's the only safe place. Time to go back! Genie: B-b-but you saw what a dump it is. Scrooge: Sorry Genie, but the party's over."
"Well, you can forget about this year's Christmas bonus!"
"You let us go right now or I'm going to buy this place and tear it down to build hamburger stands."
"Bless me bagpipes! Rawr"
"Well, I’ll be tougher than the toughies, and sharper than the sharpies — and I’ll make my money square!"
"You ain't never had a friend like me!"
"You know, I used to have a little cat once. And when it was left all alone, it'd cry... [with his face looking like a real cat] MEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOWWWWWWW!"