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aprile 10, 2026
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"John Schuck - Mize"
"My clergyman - who happens to be wanted for pederasty - will vouch for me."
"It's a match made in heaven... by a retarded angel."
"A lot of women have passed through this apartment. I can't say they were all winners, but..."
"The New York City Police want to give me a lifetime achievement award."
"You don't have a kosher bone in your body."
"You hate any woman that doesn't have a double digit IQ."
"Gosh, all this passion in a lousy insurance office!"
"Woody Allen - C. W. Briggs"
"Helen Hunt - Betty Ann Fitzgerald"
"Dan Aykroyd - Chris Magruder"
"Brian Markinson - Alvin "Al""
"Wallace Shawn - George Bond"
"David Ogden Stiers - Voltan"
"Charlize Theron - Laura Kensington"
"Elizabeth Berkley - Jill"
"Peter Gerety - Ned"
"I hate her just like I hate that German chancellor with the mustache."