Little Miss Jocelyn

"Shop Assistant: Yeah It has been a long day."

"Salesman: Oh it's only ten in the morning."

"Shop Assistant: Yeah it's 10 o'cloooock!"

"Salesman: Yeah It hasn't been a long day for you."

"Shop Assistant: So it hasn't been a long day for you."

"Salesman: Yeah, it has been a long day for me, I've been travelling from Birmingham since five."

"Shop Assistant: ... been travelling from Birmingham since five, yeah."

"Salesman: Yeah. So what time did you start?"

"Shop Assistant: What time did you start?"

"Salesman: I just told I've been travelling from Birmingham since five."

"Shop Assistant: ...travelling from Birmingham since five."

"Salesman: Yeah so..."

"Shop Assistant: Yeah so... Okay"

"Salesman: Ah sorry, are you... please tell me your the manager."

"Shop Assistant's friend: Okay... I'm the manager! (grins)"

"Salesman: I was trying to talk to your colleague.."

"Shop Assistant: He talking to your colleague..."

"Shop Assistant's friend: Colleague? What colleague?"

"Shop Assistant: Colleague? What colleague?"

"Salesman: You."

"Shop Assistant: You."

"Shop Assistant's friend: Me."

"Shop Assistant: Me"

"Salesman: Yes, you."

"Shop Assistant: Yeah you"

"Shop Assistant's friend: But I've never spoken to you."

"Shop Assistant: Yeah, she never even spoken to ya."

"Salesman: You know I've had a really stressful day."

"Shop Assistant: Oh it's been a stressful day."

"Shop Assistant's friend: Oh it's been such a stressful day but let's try and sort this out. Show us what you bought?"

"Shop Assistant: Yeah, show us what you bought."

"Salesman: I didn't buy 'em"

"Shop Assistant: He didn't buy 'em."

"Shop Assistant's friend: He didn't buy 'em then they're not yours to return."

"Shop Assistant: They're not yours to return."

"Salesman: They are mine but I didn't buy 'em here."

"Shop Assistant's friend: You didn't buy 'em from here. Where did you buy 'em?"

"Shop Assistant Yeah, where'd you buy'em?"

"Shop Assistant's friend:(snatches clothing) You stolen them!"

"Shop Assistant: Yeah, have you stolen them?!"

"Salesman: (pause) I haven't stole anything."

"Shop Assistant's friend: Well then, let her fold otherwise people will think you stolen them!"

"Shop Assistant: Yeah... People will think you stolen 'em!"

"Salesman: What people? It's just the two of you and me."

"Shop Assistant: Yeah, it's just the two of and me."

"Shop Assistant's friend: Yeah, it's just the two of and me."

"Salesman: Listen, I al-"

"Shop Assistant: Listen."

"Shop Assistant's friend: Listen."

"Salesman: No, please don't do that."