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"Tim Brooke-Taylor: "There's Dr. Watson nursing Holmes. What's the trouble Holmes? - Alimentary, my dear Watson.""
"Graeme Garden: "Here's Reggie Strar & Des Infectant.""
"Barry Cryer: "Oh, there's Sue Positry - she's going up in the world!""
"Graeme Garden: "And his pet hippo, Craticoath.""
"Willie Rushton: "From Scandinavia, it doesn't really matter where, Lars Toplast.""
"Barry Cryer: "From Wales, Di Agnosis, Win Deetum & Morgan Transplant.""
"Graeme Garden: "Mr & Mrs Sthetic, & their daughter, Anna Sthetic, & her aunty Septic.""
"Tim Brooke-Taylor: "From Ireland, Dermot Ologist, Mike Rosurgery, Eamonn Thesicklist & Sean Parts.""
"Graeme Garden: "Come and see the potting shed, it's where I prick out then harden off.""
"Tim Brooke-Taylor: "I suppose a fork's out of the question?""
"Phill Jupitus: "Could you help me find the clematis?""
"Barry Cryer: "Put your wellies on, you've pulled!""
"Tim Brooke-Taylor: "Do you think it's better in a bed, or up against the wall?""
"Graeme Garden: "'Allo Vera!""
"Graeme Garden: "Hiya, Cynth!""
"Phill Jupitus: "Don't worry, it'll grow!""
"Graeme Garden: "It's called a siren suit, because everyone who sees it goes oooowwwwwwwwww!""
"Tim Brooke-Taylor: "Is that a spike on your helmet, or are you just pleased to see me?""
"Graeme Garden: "I'm going in...""
"Stephen Fry: "Stop, or I'll shoot!""
"Graeme Garden: "They say we should all pull together.""
"Barry Cryer: "We could lie down on that..." "A sandbag?!""
"Stephen Fry: "You don't know what a dishonourable discharge is? Well, let me enlighten you.""
"Tim Brooke-Taylor: "I think we should both take off our gasmasks first... Oh, you already have!""
"Graeme Garden: "I've been trained how to handle bazookas.""
"Stephen Fry: "Those Fokkers have given me an idea...""
"Tim Brooke-Taylor: "It's alright - I said V.E.""
"Graeme Garden: "Put that light out!""
"Barry Cryer: "Hello, I'm from the disposal squad. Does my bomb look big in this?""
"Stephen Fry: "All POWs are welcome to share my tunnel.""
"Tim Brooke-Taylor: "Right, get your habit, you've pulled!""
"Tony Hawks: "Good Friday? I'll make it even better!""
"Barry Cryer: "You stay here and I'll go and change - my vests are in the pantry, and my pants are in the vestry!""
"Tony Hawks: "When you've done pulling the bells...""
"Graeme Garden: "I've got a jacuzzi font!""
"Tim Brooke-Taylor: "Please kneel... and while you're kneeling...""
"Graeme Garden: "You'll find that I move in mysterious ways.""
"Tony Hawks: "If anyone can, the canon can.""
"Graeme Garden: "How would you like to be one of the lay sisterhood?""
"Tony Hawks: "I can think of something I'd like you to alter, boy!""
"Tim Brooke-Taylor: "I say - now that's a habit I wouldn't mind getting into!""
"Jeremy Hardy: "You realise this thing is just an extension of my car...""
"Tim Brooke-Taylor: "I'll be ready by Friday.""
"Jeremy Hardy: "I'm going to have to get underneath.""
"Jeremy Hardy: "This looks like a tow job to me.""
"Jeremy Hardy: "I'll give you a jump start and that should get you going in no time.""
"Barry Cryer: "Do you want to put it in first?""
"Jeremy Hardy: "You can always expect a bit of rattling in one this age.""
"Barry Cryer: "You've been turning this back, you little clock-teaser!""
"Tim Brooke-Taylor: "You've just put the lead back in my petrol!""