Heaven Can Wait (1978 film)

"He's been drugged by those two downstairs. This is a murder. See how he's slowly sliding into the water?"

"The likelihood of one individual being right increases in direct proportion to the intensity with which others are trying to prove him wrong."

"I'm not supposed to be here."

"I'm not really Leo Farnsworth."

"We don't care how much it costs, just how much it makes. If it costs too much, we charge a penny more. Would you pay more to save a fish who thinks?"

"Julia: You locked me in a closet!"

"Max: [whilst training Pendleton in the spacious mansion grounds] This isn't going to work. You're playing football with a bunch of butlers!"