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aprile 10, 2026
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"[placidly dusts framed photos, suddenly drops one] FUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKK!"
"When that doctor walked in my fear melted like ... snow in a ... melter."
"[after her third dog dies] Oh, COME ON!"
"[puts in false teeth, glass eye, and puts wig on] Hello, gorgeous!"
"So I said, why am I laughing? We're doing it doggy style and your name is Barker!"
"You know, they offered me that commercial for Depends. Lot of money, too! Just one little problem: I don't shit my pants."
"[in her movie Asteroid] Accordin' to my calculat-er, the asteroid will penetrate the ass-mosphere in 15 minutes!"
"I AM woman! ERA now!"
"[glancing down at beeper] Oh, fooey, I'm going to be late for my love game!"
"Thank you, sir! My pimp and I appreciate your business!"
"Feelings are like treasures, so bury them."
"Jack Plotnick - Evie"
"Clinton Leupp - Coco (as Coco Peru)"
"Jeffery Roberson - Varla / Marla"
"Ron Mathews - Stevie"
"Eric Stonestreet - Dr. Benson"
"Hamilton von Watts - Laurent"
"Dana Gould - Jeff"
"Chad Lindsey - Dr. Perfect"