Bill Engvall

"Truck driver gets his truck stuck under an overpass, with Engvall watching."

"Engvall pulls his car into a gas station after his tire goes flat."

"Engvall and his wife are packing up their stuff to move, with a U-Haul sitting in their driveway."

"Engvall and his buddy get off a boat with a big string of bass."

"Engvall has an elk hung on the wall."

"Engvall is waiting for an elevator. A man walks up"

"in the lost luggage office in Buffalo"

"Engvall's car breaks down on a highway, there's smoke pouring out of the hood, and a motorist stops to help him."

"In the store, Bill is buying some pants."

"Engvall and his wife have, for three days, had a cement truck in their yard to re-do their porch."

"A friend bought two cakes for his wife's birthday, with a "3" on one and an "8" on the other."

"After Bill is exhausted at a baseball fantasy camp, walking crooked."

"Bill and Larry The Cable Guy walk by a stone that Bill's neighbor had had 1894, his address, carved into it."

"Bill and his brother-in-law had shot a deer and drove it in to get processed. At a rest stop, a woman stops at the truck"

"Tow truck is pulling Bill's car out of his driveway"

"Bill is at the pet store, buying a big bag of cat litter"

"Jeff's, Larry's, and Ron's Heres Your Sign."

"Jeff Foxworthy is having his house repainted and he has a piano in the corner"

"Ron White's son is going on a direct flight from Austin, Texas to Houston, Texas to see his grandparents. Ron is talking to the flight attendant."

"Larry's grandmother has died at age 104"

"As told in the final section of the Blue Collar Comedy Tour Christmas CD:"

"at the Engvalls' home, Travis is about to play on the piano."

"on holiday in Hawaii"

"at the beach"

"Engvall: Yesterday, my son was out in the yard playing with his friend, and he hit his friend. I walked up to him, and I said, "Hey..." (pantomimes hitting his son) "We don't hit". He looked at me like, "Here's your sign, Dad"."