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"Hola, Carmelita! [Turns to his fiancée Estelle] I have no idea who that was."
"[Over the phone to Manny] Don't say a word. I'm happy for you. You deserve this. Now go and show those fat fucks how it's done!"
"You know what we gotta do? We gotta redefine the form. The man who puts gasoline in your tank goes to the movies why? Why? Why? Because he feels less alone there. Don't we owe him more than the same old shit? You got the guys in Europe with the twelve-tone. You got Bauhaus architecture. Fucking Bauhaus, you know? And we're still doing costume pictures? It's the dinosaurs, kid. It's the ones who go to Beverly Hills for meatballs and mint juleps to reminisce about the old days, when they can't see there's so much more to be done! We've got to innovate. We've got to inspire. We got to dream beyond these pesky shells of flesh and bone. Map those dreams onto celluloid and print them into history. Turn today into tomorrow so that tomorrow's lonely man may look up at that flickering screen and say for the very first time, "Eureka! I am not alone!" Yeah."
"Manuel's great!"
"[Olga has him at gunpoint] Is this about Greta? You know she's just a friend!"
"Noah's Ark, why? Because it's raining so much?"
"So, do you like warm syrup or do you let the pancakes do that?"
"Did you know Michelangelo painted the entire Sistine Chapel on his back?"
"This is not a low art!"
"My last idea is the best."
"Who sneezed?! Who the fuck sneezed?! [Walks up to crew man] Kike-nosed, hymie-hole piece of mongoloid shit! I see you! Oh, I see you right there you little shylock dickface! Wipe your nose again! Wipe your little hook nose again, you menorah motherfucker! [Walks back to stage] Now, does anybody else here need to sneeze?! Huh?! Does anyone here need to fuck this scene in the ass?! Camera! And sound!"
"Morphine, opium, ether, heroin, coke. And Louis XIV sat on that."
"Today's white audiences want Negroes in their pictures. Negro music, Negro voices."
"[On the phone, after seeing "The Jazz Singer"] Jack? It's Manny. Everything's about to change."
"[To Nellie] I've always helped you. And all you've done is break my heart!"
"There's a new sensibility now. People care about morals."
"[Stuck in the catacombs] It's getting really late."
"Sir, George won't come out of the car. He's insisting I drive him off the nearest cliff."
"Oh God, please forgive us! You sent us this beautiful light and we're squandering it!"
"This is when you kiss the apparition."
"First you have to assume the pose of the mongoose!"
"Nellie dresses low 'cause Nellie is low. Now, let me tell you about the time I fought a rattlesnake."
"We'll serve sandwiches in the shape of her face!"
"[After Jane Thornton overdoses on cocaine] Wake up! Wake up! Wake up!"
"Dabadabadabadabadab said the Monkey to the Chimp!"
"It was brillig, and the slithy toves..."
"Never talk to Elinor! Pretend you can't speak English!"
"So, we're talking an elephant, plus Garbo, plus others tonight at Don Wallach's house, is that right?"
"Brad Pitt - Jack Conrad"
"Margot Robbie - Nellie LaRoy"
"Diego Calva - Manny Torres"
"Jean Smart - Elinor St. John"
"Tobey Maguire - James McKay"
"Jimmy Ortega - Elephant Wrangler"
"Flea - Bob Levine"
"Olivia Wilde - Ina Conrad"
"Shane Powers - Dale"
"Phoebe Tonkin - Jane Thornton"
"Troy Metcalf - Orville Pickwick"
"Jovan Adepo - Sidney Palmer"
"Hansford Prince - Joe Holiday"
"Telvin Griffin - Reggie"
"Cutty Cuthbert - Jimmy"