"There was a time when the seven of us were happy together, knowing we had each other. Where did it all go wrong? Everyone ended up miserable. Were any of us ever happy after we split up? Back then, just being with each other was enough to make us happy. But why... What happened to us?—Episode 1; mourning on the beach after knowing his friends' miseries"

"It's already been two years since we last saw each other. We were busy, sure, and whether we were happy or sad ... at least we weren't locked up.—Episode 12; on the group's separation and Ji-min's confinement"

"You gotta breathe before you can think about anything, you know. Right?—Episode 14; to Seok-jin"

"The future keeps changing ... because something from the past changed. It was me. I jumped in and changed their fate. It was all because of me. I did this.—Episode 6; in the car accident with three of his friends, realizing his mistake in dealing with the time loop"

"Can I really trust my memories?—Episode 3; upon going to the wrong location of Jung-kook's accident"

"I knew something strange was going on. Ever since the moment you showed up again, everything's been all weird, that's why I came after you. What the hell's going on? And what are all those notes all about? Seok-jin! What the hell are you hiding?! Tell me! —Episode 11; interrogating Seok-jin on his mysterious actions"

"My clock stopped ticking at some point, so I can't really say how long I've been here or how much longer I need to stay.—Episode 8; to Ho-seok, on being confined in the hospital"

"I know how that feels. To feel like the only one who's frozen in time...—Episode 11; to Ji-min, referring to himself being an orphan"

"It's the 11th of April again. I've been given a chance. A chance to make everything right again.—Episode 3"

"One day, we'll meet again. All of us. When that happens, let's go to the beach together.—Episode 3; to Nam-joon, before leaving to find and save Jung-kook"

"It doesn't matter. If I could turn back time, if I could straighten out the errors and mistakes and make us all happy again like we used to be, I would do anything.—Episode 1; in response to the Voice's invitation to the time loop"

"Scientific test number 1: Poke it."

"I forgot to include a character that says "Uh, I don't think that's such a good idea", at every juncture."

"If you find yourself in a social situation, make threats."

"Hmm, there's a lesson in all this. ... Never let sixty angry kids use a herd of laser cows to take over your house."

"Haha! Not just cows, laser cows! They keep the grass trim. Just like real cows! Only with lasers."

"I continue to turn my face upwards, measuring the same temperature, the same humidity, radiation and thousands of other variables. But now a new metric has been added. The number of angels I have seen is "one". And I will keep watch for more."

"My school had one of these [artificial habitats]. No wait, they had a bike rack."

"Annie: Hmm, an ominous passage that plunges into an inky blackness, sealed behind lock and chain. Kat: You know what this means. Annie: We must see where it leads! Kat: Damn straight!"

"A sword is a tool designed to inflict pain or death on a fellow human! Often spiritualised and glorified, they also serve as a physical metaphor for humanity's eternal, savage thirst for destruction!"

"Two interesting things happened on this day. The first was the end of the school year. And the second was when a god emerged from Gillitie Wood. We'll come to the latter in a moment."

"Robot Guard: No, I said Halt, not "Run Away"! Robot Guard 2: Maybe they didn't understand. Say it again!"

"The world continues to spin, pup."

"Nobody likes clowns."

"There was only one sensible solution to this problem. Annie: "I must construct a robotic walking device which will provide you with transit across the bridge!""

"We have rules for a reason. For your safety. And if you're going to break them, you should try harder to not get caught."

"Annie: Are... are you trying to make me angry? Jones: Yes. It helps me assess your character."

"You can soon take stock of a person when you give them a blade."

"Within the first week of my attendance, I began noticing a number of strange occurrences. The most prevalent of these oddities being the fact that I seemed to have obtained a second shadow."

"Annie: Coyote, how did you come to be in this forest? Are you not far from home? Coyote: The world is my home!"

"Coyote: How is that for an enigmatic answer? Ysengrin: Very enigmatic. It barely answers anything at all. Annie: In fact, it raises more questions than before. Coyote: Hahaha! Aw come on, I can't tell you everything right away! That would make for a boring story, don't you think?"

"Hazel: What's this? A miniature pony?"

"Jamie: We need a Heartbreak Bacardi and some free bartender advice over here!"

"Jim: It wasn't a vacation. It was a leave of embarrassment."

"Jamie: Somewhere, in an alternate universe, you and I are covered in badges!"

"Jamie: I think about kids all the time! I hear they're delicious sauteed in butter."

"Heather: You're devious and annoying, you know that?"

"Heather: Says Petey the Panda Pimp."

"Angela: Oh. Oh god sweet, sweet rage. I missed you too."

"Maureen: Jamie, your breasts are...legendary."

"Heather: Your tummy is a rebel without a cause."

"Dawna: Angela sweetie I hate to be rude but what kind of box have you been living in for the past two years?"

"George: When fate slaps you willy nilly cross the face, it would be best not to question why."

"Angela: Presumptuous AND borderline psychotic. How COULD I turn you down?"

"Justin: You still there, or did I murder you with the clue-by-four?"

"Heather: When did the zoo turn into an episode of Days of Our Lives?"

"Jamie: Wow. And you aren't even sleeping together."

"Angela: It's like All my Children only with more fluffy tails and nervous twitching."

"Aaron: If you pinch me, I shall not bleed. But I may cry just a little. Because, you know, owies."