"Angela: It's like All my Children only with more fluffy tails and nervous twitching."

"Dawna: Angela sweetie I hate to be rude but what kind of box have you been living in for the past two years?"

"Heather: Your tummy is a rebel without a cause."

"George: When fate slaps you willy nilly cross the face, it would be best not to question why."

"Heather: You're devious and annoying, you know that?"

"Heather: Says Petey the Panda Pimp."

"Angela: Oh. Oh god sweet, sweet rage. I missed you too."

"Justin: You still there, or did I murder you with the clue-by-four?"

"Heather: When did the zoo turn into an episode of Days of Our Lives?"

"Aaron: If you pinch me, I shall not bleed. But I may cry just a little. Because, you know, owies."