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April 10, 2026
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"[dances with Kat in his moment of being alive] I told you I was a good dancer."
"More on the Pentagon playboys as the story unfolds. But, now... step aside, Sigmund."
"If you scream, you'll wake my uncles, who get angry."
"[After he changes back into a ghost in front of Kat's classmates] Uh.. [Chuckles sheepishly] ...boo?"
"[to her father] You're not gonna find her. Mom's not a ghost, Dad."
"[Dr. Harvey carries her out of the room after seeing Casper] I can walk, you know."
"Jeff Corey as Lou Baird"
"David Carradine as Eugene Sorenson"
"Bill Duke as Albert Diggs"
"Goldie Hawn as Marianne Graves"
"Stephen Tobolowsky as Joe Weyburn"
"[repeated line] This can't be good for you."
"Joan Severance as Rachel Varney"
"Mel Gibson as Rick Jarmin"
"Nicholas Woodeson - Sergei"
"Simon Chandler - Hawkins"
"Anna Chancellor - Barbara Ritchie"
"Cliff Parisi - Uri"
"Richard Wilson - Sir Roger Daggenhurst"
"Geraldine James - Dr. Ludmilla Kropotkin"
"Dexter Fletcher - Otto"
"John Standing - Gilbert Embleton"
"Bill Murray - Wallace Ritchie"
"Peter Gallagher - James Ritchie"
"Are you going to bring me that martini, or do I have to suck it out of the glass from here?"
"Joanne Whalley - Lori"
"Alfred Molina - Boris "The Butcher" Blavasky"
"Eddie Marsan - Mugger #1"
"Stay away from that phone! [shoots phone]"
"Sorry I get a little bit insensitive, but I'm a hitman!"
"[while being shot at] Time out! Time out! I got something in my eye, jagoff!"
"Blockbuster... Des Moines."
"Please don't call me by my real name, it destroys the reality I'm trying to create."
"Jerry Haleva - Saddam Hussein"
"Gene Greytak - Pope John Paul II"
"Bill Laimbeer - himself"
"Heidi Swedberg - Mary Thompson"
"Rino Thunder - Owatonna 'The Old One'"
"Charles Barkley - himself"
"Kristy Swanson - Kowalski"
"Efrem Zimbalist, Jr. - Wilson"
"William O'Leary - LT Pete "Dead Meat" Thompson"
"Bill Irwin - Leland "Buzz" Harley"
"Kevin Dunn - LCDR James Block"
"Ryan Stiles - Dominic "Mailman" Farnum"
"Jon Cryer - LT Jim "Wash Out" Pfaffenbach"
"Unprecendented! Uncut! Under 10 dollars!"
"Charlie Sheen - LT Sean "Topper" Harley"
"There's something funny in the air."
"Cary Elwes - LT Kent Gregory"