"[to salesman] Something formal, I should think. I'm not sure of the fabric, but it should breathe. He has a tendency to burrow and climb and generally scurry about."

"This is Stuart."

"He hates us."

"Hey, Snow! One of the guys spotted Stuart in the park. Smokey sent me to get you."

"[while Stuart is hugging Snowbell] Snow, what's he doing to your leg? I can't help but think this is wrong."

"George, have you seen Stuart?"

"Calm down, calm down. Don't get your fur in a bunch. All we need is a new plan."

"That's not funny. THAT'S SICK! A cat can't have a rodent as a master. I mean, what's this world coming to? IT'S AGAINST THE LAWS OF NATURE! Word of this gets out, it'll be bad for cats all over."

"[pleading] Pleeeeease?"

"A little further. Keep him coming. Keep him coming. I can almost reach him. Keep it coming. I got him. He's mine."

"Pretty Funny? I'm gonna wet my fur! A Mouse with a pet cat!"

"Mr. and Mrs. Stout, I'm afraid there's been a mistake."

"You don't have lucky underwear."

"She's in terrible trouble, and I have to help her. I mean, what am I, a man or a [pause] mouse?"

"We've never been hated before."

"What the heck was that?"

"Hey, the way I see it, you're as big as you feel."

"It's settled. Stuart Little gets scratched tonight."

"Say good night, Tinkerbell!"

"My mother was the reason you shouldn't go out into Central Park at night!"

"Explain that you should stuff your face."

"[from the top of the stairs] Fairy tales are real? Oy, I'm gonna cough up a furball."

"Tinkerbell! [laughs] He called me Tinkerbell You're a funny guy!"

"I'm sorry, it's meatloaf."

"This is the happiest moment of my life. I feel 10 inches tall."

"Oh, I've got to stare at traffic, yawn, lick myself and believe me, that can take hours if you do it right. Ciao."

"A Pet? I am not your pet! I'm a cat, you're a mouse. You should be living in a hole. This is my family."

"Ah, the humiliation. [to Stuart] I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!!!"

"Now I know that fairy tales are real."

"Actually, I must be going."

"Hello, everyone."

"Hey, Smokey! His name is Snowbell!"

"Boy. [the Littles chattering] That's a lot of Littles."

"How you doing? You must be Stuart."

"That's why I've been feeling so sad. That's why I keep thinking of them! I'm not a Stout, I'm a Little! I'm Stuart Little! I'M STUART... LITTLE!!!!"

"Dylan Baker as Warden"

"Michael Shannon as Lynard"

"David Koechner as Shanahan"

"David Darlow as Judge Biederman"

"Dax Shepard as John"

"Will Arnett as Nelson"

"Bob Odenkirk as Duane"