First Quote Added
April 10, 2026
Latest Quote Added
"Cameron Boyce as Keithie Feder"
"Joyce Van Patten as Gloria Hillard"
"Norm Macdonald as Geezer"
"Steve Buscemi as Wiley"
"Blake Clark as Coach"
"Ada-Nicole Sanger as Donna Lamonsoff"
"Maria Bello as Sally Lamonsoff"
"Maya Rudolph as Deanne McKenzie"
"Salma Hayek as Roxanne Chase-Feder"
"Di Quon as Rita"
"Chris Rock as Kurt McKenzie"
"David Spade as Marcus "Higgy" Higgins"
"Madison Riley as Jasmine Hillard"
"Rob Schneider as Rob Hillard"
"[seeing Jasmine being sprayed with air by the car's bonnet] Hoochie Mama."
"Boys will be boys... some longer than others."
"[talking to Rob about the broken car] My old man lent me this turd."
"Adam Sandler as Lenny Feder"
"I'm just like daddy."
"Kevin James as Eric Lamonsoff"
"Jamie Chung as Amber Hillard"
"Piece of crap car."
"Mommy, can I have some of her milk?"
"I thought we were going to get wasted."
"Mommy, I want some milk."
"You're wasting it!"
"[looking at Jasmine's butt, as she is trying to fix the car bending over] I hope that car never gets fixed."
"No, I'm the black guy and you're the other black guy"
"I want mommy's milk!"
"Dude, did you seriously just land on that bird?"
"I see that ass is still growing. Got a little Kardhashian in there."
"You broke my heart!"
"That's what I've been trying to say all along."
"[talking about Jasmaine Hilliard and Rob] How do you get that... from that?"
"[(seeing Bridget, Rob's resemblance daughter] Now, that makes sense."
"I want mommy's milk."
"Ashley Loren as Bridget Hillard"
"Hey, guys! Motion 78!"
"Ahh bad turtle!"
"And this must be your mother."
"Why didn't you tell us she gets it?"
"I'm sorry!"
"Oh, I'm sorry. Not hell... Mexico."
"Is that making me horny? Yes!"
"Your son is so cute. How old is he?"
"I'm horny too!"
"Um... you're fat."
"Oh, grody."
"Hey. What's up, Lenny? Buddy, I thought you were going to start working out."
"Hey, Y. Where's MCA?"