"[While shooting at a thug in hs private residence and frequently missing him, then yells] How dare you... [fires and reloads] ...shoot at my... [fires and reloads] WIFE!"

"[Repeated line] Interpol! Freeze!"

"Jackie Chan - Inspector Eddie Young"

"[Observing his formerly deceased nude body now as his resurrected self in morgue] Is my nose really that big?"

"Chris Torres (uncredited)"

"Lee Evans - Interpol Inspector Arthur Watson"

"Claire Forlani as Inspector Nicole James"

"Robert Emmett O'Connor - Sergeant Henderson"

"Bill Macy - Sy Benson"

"Lainie Kazan - Belle Carroca"

"There's no small jobs - just small people."

"Peter O'Toole - Alan Swann"

"Mark Linn-Baker - Benjy Stone"

"Jessica Harper - K.C. Downing"

"What's in a name? A rose by any other name would wither and die."

"Joseph Bologna - Stan "King" Kaiser"

"Damn you! I'm not an actor, I'm a movie star!"

"Dan Carton as Alfalfa's father"

"George Wendt as Lumber store guy"

"Alexandra Monroe King and Zoe Oakes as Darla's friends at Darla's sleepover"

"Eric Edwards as Spanky's father"

"Reba McEntire as A.J. Ferguson"

"Whoopi Goldberg as Buckwheat's mother"

"Katie Volding as Uh-huh's girlfriend at the club"

"Donald Trump as Waldo's father"

"Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen as the twin girls at Darla's sleepover"

"Mel Brooks as Mr. Welling"

"Lea Thompson as Miss Roberts"

"Raven-Symoné as Stymie's girlfriend at the club"

"Fifi the Doberman (Waldo's dog)"

"Juliette Brewer as Mary Ann"