"[on the phone, after Curt calls her at the restaurant] Sharon? Please, do me a favor. Just tell me truthfully, when was the last time you CHECKED MY CHILDREN?"

"Colleen Dewhurst - Tracy Fuller"

"[to Tracey, at the bar] My mind. Your mind. Where do they fit in? Do you see what I mean?"

"[to Tracy, about Curt's murders] After the coroner's investigation the bodies were taken to the mortuary where the undertaker took one look at them and said their bodies couldn't be reconstructed for the burial without six days of steady work. Then he asked what had been the murder weapon, because looking at the mess in front of him he couldn't imagine what had been used. The coroner told him there had been no murder weapon. The killer had used only his hands."

"Tony Beckley - Curt Duncan"

"Every babysitter's nightmare becomes real..."

"Carmen Argenziano - Dr. Mandrakis"

"...Fear is the Message!"

"Rutanya Alda - Mrs. Mandrakis"

"William Boyett - Sgt. Sacker"

"A Terrifying Classic!"

"Charles Durning - John Clifford"

"Kirsten Larkin - Nancy"

"Murphy Dunne — Stenographer"

"David Ogden Stiers — Mr McCarthy, District Produce Manager"

"Moosie Drier — Adam Landers"

"Rachel Longaker — Becky Landers"

"Carl Reiner — Dinah's guest"

"Wonderful Smith — Court Clerk"

"Dinah Shore — Herself"

"Donald Pleasence — Doctor Harmon"

"Ralph Bellamy — Sam Raven"

"William Daniels — George Summers"

"Teri Garr — Bobbie Landers"

"Carl Reiner's "Oh, God!" is a treasure of a movie: A sly, civilized, quietly funny speculation on what might happen if God endeavored to present himself in the flesh yet once again to forgetful Man. He comes back this time looking and talking a great deal like George Burns, an improvement on his earlier cinematic incarnations. And as his contact on Earth, he selects a common man—John Denver, to the manner born."

"Suppose—Just Suppose—God Told You To Spread The Word?"

"Barnard Hughes — Judge Baker"

"George Burns — God"

"Paul Sorvino — Reverend Willie Williams"

"I went to empty the garbage and two people blessed me. And then one of them blessed the garbage. And then he asked me if our children were conceived immaculately."

""It's true. People have trouble remembering My Words. Moses had such a bad memory I had to give him tablets"."

"Anybody who could turn Lot's wife into a pillar of salt, incinerate Sodom and Gomorrah and make it rain for forty days and forty nights has got to be a fun guy."

"John Denver — Jerry Landers"

"It's an almighty laugh!"

"Jesus was My son. Buddha was My son. Muhammad, Moses, you, the man who said there was no room at the inn was My son."

"Put down that man—and women persons—their existence means exactly and precisely, not more, not one tiny bit less, just what they think it means, and what I think doesn't count at all."

"If you find it hard to believe in Me, maybe it would help you to know that I believe in you."

"I'll tell ya something never came out: I made Adam seventeen. Eve was fifteen—sixteen, tops. I figured then sixteen, seventeen was middle aged, you know. Who knew people would live so long? Trees I figured had the best chance. Now I realise they were kids—babies. Young people can't fall from my grace; they're my best things. Put that down."