"My mom told me Florida was so sunny and gorgeous, that everybody in America wanted to live there. Everybody except me…"

"I knew I couldn't spend the rest of the school year hiding from Beatrice the Bear. I had to take a stand, even if it …"

"[on the phone with the mayor's secretary] Mother Paula can do a lot of things, but she can't change the weather. That…"

"So why are there palm trees in Ireland?"

"So to answer your question, Pacific swells are usually a lot bigger than Atlantic swells. But remember: Kelly Slater …"

"Mullet Fingers: You've got to start thinking like an outlaw!"

"Dana Matherson: [lisping] You and me are far from thettled!"

"Kimberly: I would just like to say that I, Mother Paula, am simply shocked by what's gone on here today. And you, you…"

"Luke Wilson as Officer David Delinko (the police officer in Coconut Cove)."

"Mayor: Mother Paula's is going to be a shining example of my six-point economic development plan, bringing to Coconut…"