"My mom told me Florida was so sunny and gorgeous, that everybody in America wanted to live there. Everybody except me…"

"I knew I couldn't spend the rest of the school year hiding from Beatrice the Bear. I had to take a stand, even if it …"

"[on the phone with the mayor's secretary] Mother Paula can do a lot of things, but she can't change the weather. That…"

"So why are there palm trees in Ireland?"

"So to answer your question, Pacific swells are usually a lot bigger than Atlantic swells. But remember: Kelly Slater …"

"Mullet Fingers: You've got to start thinking like an outlaw!"

"Dana Matherson: [lisping] You and me are far from thettled!"

"Luke Wilson as Officer David Delinko (the police officer in Coconut Cove)."

"Logan Lerman as Roy A. Eberhardt."

"Mayor: Mother Paula's is going to be a shining example of my six-point economic development plan, bringing to Coconut…"