"It makes me feel tingly all over and then nothing... There should be bells ringing, dams busting, bombs going off."

"[on the telephone with Dr. Young.] You gotta help me. I'm in love with Linda. We want to get married... thank you. Th…"

"[while receiving cunnilingus] Mind if I smoke, while you're eating?"

"Do you wanna get off or do you wanna wreck a city?"

"No wonder you can't hear any bells! You don't have a tinkler!"

"Virtually every time someone watches that movie, they're watching me being raped."

"It is a crime that movie is still showing; there was a gun to my head the entire time."

"It is all very well and good for Linda Lovelace, the star of the movie, to advocate sexual freedom; but the energy sh…"

"Lovelace is almost a Ripley’s Believe-It-Or-Not as she takes the whole joint down her gullet. No, it’s not a small-po…"

"Carly Pope as Kris"