"All we need is a voluntary, free-spirited, open-ended program of procreative racial deconstruction. Everybody just go…"

"let me hear that dirty word Socialism."

"Shayna Fox as the voice of Amy"

"Frank Welker as the gorilla vocal effects"

"Gary A. Hecker & Peter Elliott provide the gorilla vocalization"

"Are you serving that ape a martini?"

"[before signing out and destroying the satellite] This is for you, Charlie."

"Do you remember what I told you? That if I ever found out you sent me here for some diamond... and NOT for Charlie...…"

"In my life I have heard many a bizarre story. Many a bizarre story containing bizarre truth."

"[introducing himself] Herkermer Homolka, formerly of Romania, free now of the chains of Ceauçescu, traveling the worl…"