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"Fascinating. Where were the ape sounds... [imitates ape screaming] ...to accompany your embarrassing attempt at dominance?"
"Now that I have their undivided attention, you are welcome to proceed."
"Let me tell you what you are missing, Doctor Jones. While you were playing your pointless game, I was playing you. Oh, I can hear your gears turning now. You're wondering if maybe you should have built yourself a life of meaning instead of ending up here, dead and forgotten in the sands of Africa..."
"We wouldn't want you to catch a sunburn, would we, Dr. Jones?"
"We are all going around in circles, repeating the same events. Is that the truth of the Great Circle? That the sacred geometry goes around and around and around and around and around again?! Repeats upon itself! Just as humans are cursed to do, making the same mistakes... That traitor to the Fatherland says that time and space are equivalent."
"I'll give you something to write about, Miss Lombardi. A front row seat to the genesis of an invincible German war machine."
"I will tell you everything I know... And after, we'll have ample time to knock each other's teeth out."
"Oh, you should know by now, Indiana Jones... I am always in control."
"[on the stones with the ability to teleport Noah's Ark] Imagine this gift in the hands of the mighty German Wehrmacht! A panzer division appearing out of nowhere in the middle of Times Square, Washington D.C., or in front of your university. Your friends, your family, your entire nation would be grovelling before our feet within a single day! When you write about this, Miss Lombardi, remember: "Emmerich Voss", with two "m"s and two "s"es. Like "S.S."."
"I warned you, Indiana... I know Kara-te!"
"[last words] This is MY ARK! MY ARK!"
"[in German, to Voss] I have the full authority of the Wehrmacht behind me. I could execute you right now, and no one would even ask me why. Never question my dedication to the Fürher!"
"I have killed many men like you!"
"I endured this dreadful mountain, even if my mind was screaming every step of the way, because of a concept you narrow-minded Americans will never understand! Devotion. Total and absolute devotion to the Fatherland. You have no purpose! What you have is your stupid American cartoons! Choo-choo! Choo-choo! [mock laughter] You laugh and dance, celebrating your own idiocy and drinking the PISS YOU CALL BEER! I will walk through fire for the devoted men of the Reich."
"I can do this. I can do anything! ...I... I am invincible!"
"I told you, I am invincible!"
"Father Antonio: Subtlety is a virtue."
"Father Antonio: A Vatican robber in Connecticut. Seems a bit far-fetched, don't you think?"
"Sister Catherine: This, my dear, is a window straight into the insane mind. How fortunate am I to be reading the lost soul in its own words, expressing its grim unraveling? May God protect you, young man. I have a feeling you might need it."
"Father Ventura: My eyes see everything, Father. And I am not merciful. [in Italian] I will protect myself from my enemies, may God protect me from my friends."
"Nazi Soldier: How are you able to breathe with so few brain cells?"
"Dame Nawal: Everything is predestined and pre-written, as the Egyptians would say."
"Hallucination!Dame Nawal: Take better care of her than you did the last one, Doctor Jones. Or there'll be hell to pay."
"Hallucination!Father Antonio: Ah, what do they say? When one door closes, another one closes. Where do you think this long and dark path will take you?"
"Annika Lund: Maybe if you'd realized my potential -- remembered me, even -- I might have been working for you. Class dismissed, Professor Jones!"
"- Henry "Indiana" Jones Jr."
"- Gina Lombardi"
"- Emmerich Voss"
"Look, things don't add up and it's driving me crazy. There's more to that cat mummy, and I'm not letting that giant off the hook!"
"[exhausted after briefly fighting Locus] Alright, pal. You asked for it."
"His writing certainly is... eccentric."
"Omono Okojie as Hack"
"Rick Pasqualone as Gizmo"
"Wally Wingert as Riddler"
"Duane R. Shepard Sr. as Aaron Cash"
"Seychelle Gabriel as Lois Lane"
"Corey Burton as Lex Luthor"
"Zehra Fazal as Wonder Woman"
"Kevin Conroy as Batman"
"Dan White as Green Lantern"
"Scott Porter as The Flash"
"Nolan North as Penguin and Superman"
"Jason Isaacs as Brainiac"
"Debra Wilson as Amanda Waller"
"Samoa Joe as King Shark"
"Bumper Robinson as Deadshot"
"Daniel Lapaine as Captain Boomerang"
"Tara Strong as Harley Quinn"
"Lois Lane: Metropolis, this is Lois Lane. From all reports, it seems that Batman is... gone. As Batman and as Bruce Wayne, everyone knew him. Everyone knew his voice. Always prepared, he left a communication with The Daily Planet in the event of... Well. It reads, "When I put on the cowl, I became a symbol. But I never stopped being Bruce Wayne, citizen of Gotham. Remember that we are all handed adversity in our lives. No one's journey is easy. It's how we handle that -- how we help others -- that makes us unique. That's what the Batman will always stand for." Metropolis... we'll get through this. And Batman? Goodbye. You will be missed, but never forgotten."
"Kamo: "King" Shark. Hm! You abandoned your people and your legacy to be a prawn in Man's cocktail!"