"In many ways, Veilguard is a bigger disappointment than Anthem was. Like, if I was to hand LeBron a tennis racket, I'd expect to see some pretty shitty tennis. BioWare never had any business making a looter shooter. ... But if I hand LeBron a basketball, I expect to see some fuckin' points on the board."

"[in Adamic] Seventeen stones, seventeen words. When the circle is complete, they who invoke the name of God will be judged."

"Oh Lord, show us the way..."

"Well, I might not be a priest, but I'm pretty certain stealing is a straight no-hitter with the Ten Commandments."

"Most cultures have tests of courage, or agility, or wisdom, often meant to prove that a person is ready to be an adult."

"You have any idea how old that was?!"

"Like pulling teeth with this lady. [to knocked out Blackcoat torturer] You know what I mean."

"[after entering underground boxing ring] Uh... hi."

"Myth, or history? Just different ways of interpreting the past."

"Bad first impressions and all that, but that's water under the bridge! Doesn't mean we can't still talk this out like... civilized-- [Locus punches him in the stomach] I guess not."

"Nothing would make me happier than feeding your snake, Dame Nawal."

"You know what? Take this back to Nawal. Tell her she can put it in her museum."

"[on Marion] It didn't work out. I was... She said I was "too busy chasing the past". Didn't make good on my promises. You know -- fixing the porch. Fancy dinners."

"[about Aron's love for archaeology] Can't put that fire out, trust me."

"It's just a snake. Just a snake, just a... a big, big snake."

"Rule one of archaeology, kid: History is important, but not more important than survival."

"Rule two, kid: Never step on ancient pressure plates, even if they seem broken."

"You dropped the idol and reached back to grab it. Guess you reached too far, kid..."

"Get the girl. Get out. Got it."

"Thousands of years of humanity's thoughts and beliefs, scattered and buried, just waiting to be found..."

"See you around, strambo."

"Yes, Dr. Jones is an American who is looking for his missing cat."

"Nazis don't care about history, Dr. Jones. They only care about power."

"I have a pen, do you know that? I'm a journalist."

"I may be a nuisance, Dr. Jones, but you can always count on me."

"I'm glad you're still alive; you're beginning to grow on me, Jones."

"We all have our weaknesses."

"I was giving you an opportunity to impress me with your big muscles. My mistake."

"You are both stuck in the past! And right now, there is a great evil spreading throughout the world. And we can choose to fight against it or each other."

"Let's get out of here. This place gives me the jeebie-heebies!"

"[about Brother Locus] I think he proved he was worthy."

"There's a war coming, and I have a hell of a story to tell."

"Will the small man never shut up?!"

"A warrior's death is more than you deserve."

"Knowledge is a curse. It brings only death."

"You dig too deep. The Earth will swallow you."

"None of you are free of sin!"

"I must protect the words. I must atone for of my ancestors."

"I did not know boats could do that."

"Requiescat in pace!"

"Do not worry about me. Just go and do not look back."

"[in Latin] The flood has come."

"Trust, Your Excellency, is essential to victory."

"Your own face betrays sins that cry to heaven for vengeance. Revolting crimes against the Holy Ghost."

"You amuse me, Colonel. In the same way the funny foibles of the village idiot are amusing."