"What? You think this is gonna make me marry you? Do you? Well, it's not, cos I don't have to marry an asshole. It's the '80s! Why would I marry an asshole?"

"So tell me, Junior, how come you're not at your Ivy League school, picking ivy, or whatever you do there?"

"I mean, if you think about it, Bill and I are so different. Everything he wants, I don't. The marriage, the kids, all that stuff. I mean, I really want that stuff. Real bad. I just don't want it now. He doesn't understand. If he really loved me, he'd wait. But I guess if I really loved him, I'd marry him. Maybe I don't love Bill. But I really do love Bill, though. He really - he understands me so well."

"[to Jojo] I'm tellin' ya, Jo, that I love you. Doesn't that mean anything to you? I think that when people love each other, they should make a commitment. They should have a wedding, in a church, with the blessings of God, for chrissakes! Don't you get it, Jo? I'm telling you - that I love you! And all you love is my dick. Do you know how that makes me feel? Do you?"

"Jojo, relax! Trust me. You're going to wiggle your sweet ass, and he's going to forget all about it."

"A romantic comedy with the works."

"John Fiore - Jake"

"Discover a movie which hits home about love, friendship, dreams and life. A movie that you'll be talking about long afterwards. Experience something special, something romantic, something honest."

"Annabeth Gish - Katherine "Kat" Araújo"

"Auradon. It's beautiful, isn't it? I'm Mal, daughter of Maleficent. And this is my home. It wasn't always. I was born on the Isle of the Lost, where all of the villains had been banished, locked away for good. That is until Prince Ben decided that their children should have a chance. And so, four villain kids, the V.K.'s, came to Auradon, including me. Long story short, Ben is the king now, I'm his girlfriend, and we are about to head back to the Isle to pick what will hopefully be a long line of new V.K.'s who get to come to Auradon and find their happily ever afters, too."

"(to Ben) I do not want to take away your dream because it was so beautiful and it's why I fell in love with you."

"(to Hades) You wanna make up for being a lousy dad?"

"Mal- Really cause for 16 Years I had nothing and now I have a whole world and unless I get that ember its game over"

"I've already made like a thousand sketches of your wedding dress."