Screenplays By Babaloo Mandel

"Bitty Schram - Evelyn Gardner"

"Anne Ramsay - Helen Haley"

"Megan Cavanagh - Marla Hooch"

"Rosie O'Donnell - Doris Murphy"

"Tracy Reiner - Betty "Spaghetti" Horn"

"Renée Coleman - Alice "Skeeter" Gaspers"

"Ann Cusack - Shirley Baker"

"David Strathairn - Ira Lowenstein"

"Garry Marshall - Walter Harvey"

"Bill Pullman - Bob Hinson"

"Janet Jones - Racine pitcher"

"Téa Leoni - Racine first base"

"[to an umpire] Did anyone ever tell you, you look like a penis with that little hat on? [after the umpire throws him out] I can't believe nobody ever called you that before!"

""Here's a job for you, Jimmy. Managing girl ballplayers. Just go out there, wave your little hat around - but don't drink." Ah! Why would I wanna drink? I'm a goddamn Peach! [Hits a ground ball] Ah, double play! Now I'm hitting like a girl. "But be nice to them, they're good ballplayers." [Hits a deep fly ball] Ah! Catch that, blondie! Ha, ha!"