"Hi, my name is Jay... Jason Creed, and I have been given the opportunity, given the gift to be able to document the events that have suddenly landed in my lap. And I just want to let you guys know, the audience know, that I'm gonna do my best to capture the truth with me and my friends. There's gonna be no fakeness. I'm gonna go after everything. Really raw, really real. And I'm going to do the best job I can. And I'm just really excited to be given this opportunity. And I am not going to fuck it up."

"Jason once said he thought he could help, maybe even save some lives. This is the last thing he downloaded before he died: a couple of hometown Joes who went out to shoot at targets. But that day, they used people. Dead people. You know, just for fun? There was one target that was different from the rest. A woman... tied by her hair to the branch of a tree. The boys had this one set up just for kicks. They got out their favorite 12 gauge and... [shoots and a zombie's head is blown in half] Are we worth saving? You tell me."

"The more voices there are, the more spin there is. The truth becomes that much harder to find. In the end it's all just noise."

"Jason was compelled. I had never seen him like that before. What is it? What gets into our heads when we see something horrible? A horrible accident on the highway. Something keeps us from just driving on. Something holds us. But we don't stop to help. We stop to look."

"It's interesting how quickly we find out what we're capable of becoming. Up until that night, we had lived predictable lives. Now... we would never be able to predict what might happen next. God had changed the rules on us. And surprisingly, we were playing along."

"It's funny. You spend so much time resenting your parents, separating yourself, building your own life. But as soon as the shit hits the fan, the only place you want to go is home."

"We made a film - the one I'm going to show you now. Actually, Jason was the one who wanted to make it. Like that cameraman from Channel 10, he wanted to upload it so that people, you, could be told the truth. The film was shot with a Panasonic HDX-900 and an HBX-200. I did the final cut on Jason's laptop. I've added music occasionally for effect, hoping to scare you. You see, in addition to trying to tell you the truth, I am hoping to scare you so that maybe you'll wake up. Maybe you won't make any of the same mistakes that we made. Anyway, here it is, Jason Creed's The Death of Death."

"Jason always wanted to be a documentary filmmaker. But for his senior class project, he decided to try to make a horror film. That's what he was shooting on that first night, the night when... everything changed."

"Jon Abrahams — Steven"

"Rosario Dawson — Ruby"

"Chloë Sevigny — Jennie"

"Justin Pierce — Casper"

"Leo Fitzpatrick — Telly"

"Taxi driver: You look like the prom queen. I dated the prom queen when I was your age. She was the first girl I stuck my tongue in."

"[singing, while drunk in the bathroom] I'm Casper, the friendly ghost / The dopest ghost in town / All the bitches love me 'cause I'm fuckin' Casper / The dopest ghost around."

"There's a difference between making love, having sex, and then fucking."

"When you're young, not much matters. When you find something that you care about, then that's all you got. When you go to sleep at night you dream of pussy. When you wake up it's the same thing. It's there in your face. You can't escape it. Sometimes when you're young the only place to go is inside. That's just it - fucking is what I love. Take that away from me and I really got nothing."

"Condoms don't work. They either break, or they slip off, or they make your dick shrink. Nah, but you still gotta use em, yo. At least I did once."

"Virgins. I love 'em. No diseases, no loose as a goose pussy, no skank, no nothin'. Just pure pleasure."

"Lester Falls Apart - Leonard George"

"Arlene Joseph - Tantoo Cardinal"

"Arnold Joseph - Gary Farmer"

"Suzie Song - Irene Bedard"

"Thomas Builds-the-Fire - Evan Adams"

"Victor Joseph - Adam Beach"

"How do we forgive our fathers? maybe in a dream do we forgive our fathers for leaving us too often or forever when we were little? maybe for scaring us with unexpected rage or making us nervous because there never seemed to be any rage there at all. Do we forgive our fathers for marrying or not marrying our mothers? For divorcing or not divorcing our mothers? and shall we forgive them for their excess of warmth or coldness? Shall we forgive them for pushing or leaning for shutting doors for speaking through walls or never speaking or being silent? Do we forgive our fathers in our age or in their or in their deaths saying it to them or not saying it? If we forgive our fathers what is left. ("How do we forgive our fathers" by Dick Lourie)"

"All I know is that when your father left, your mother lost you too."

"Geez Victor, I guess the warrior look doesn't work everytime."

"Some days, it's a good day to die. And some days, it's a good day to have breakfast."

"You know, there are some children who really aren't children at all. They're just pillars of flame that burn everything they touch. And there are some children who are just pillars of ash that fall apart when you touch them. Victor and me, we were children of flame and ash."

"Thomas, don't you even know how to be a real Indian? How many times have you seen Dances with Wolves? 100...200 times? (Thomas hangs his head in shame) Oh Jesus, Thomas, you have seen it that many times?"

"You want to look like you just came back from catching a fish? This ain't Dances with Salmon, you know."

"Thomas, you are so full of shit."

"Angry Moviegoer: I walk out of your films, on airplanes!"

"Lyle: [running in place] Help! Cherish! I'm stuck in a K-hole and I can't get out!"

"Blue balls for celluloid!"

"Fidget: Hey hey MPAA, how many movies did you censor today?"

"The slash and burn of the white-hot metal will brand you forever with the logo of Cecil B. Demented. Wear the privileged scar of cinema sainthood with pride and horniness."

"Theater Marquee: Pauly Shore marathon, 4 comedy classics!!!!"

"It's goat urine!"