"Lulu: Why would I want a man? They're all emotionally retarded, egotistical pricks who fuck with your head. They try to control you and make you feel like the whore of Babylon if you wear a mini skirt. I'm an independent girl who wears lipstick because she wants to, not because men find it more attractive. I'm fine being single. I am! Peachy fuckin' creamy."

"Koop: [Playing a Jungle Record] This could turn Hare Krishna into a Bad Boy!"

"The Emperor... wants to conquer outer space. Yoda... wants to explore inner space, and that is the fundamental difference between the good and the bad side of the force."

"See ya later Pete, no one gives a fuck about ya."

"I'm having sex with music, man. And believe me, I can go all night."

"Reality, it's all--It's alone"

"What goes up must come down, and down, and down. Everyone looks ill at the end of the night. All have lost the power of speech, desperately avoiding eye contact. Your new soulmate, that you have been talking cod shit to for the past five hours about the story of creation or the fourth Star Wars film, is now a complete stranger. You can't even look him in the eye. The only thing that you have got in common now is paranoia. It is coming through the walls, man. The children of ecstasy are not safe anymore. We are no longer all together as one but separate mental patients, that yearn to be ejected out of this poisoned atmosphere m bed and a friendly therapist. Reality is on her way. Where am I? What have I done? Huh... Was it worth it? By the way, what the fuck happened here? All you have to look forward to now is u can never sleep..."

"Present is gone. Fantasy is a part of reality and we take the brakes off. We are thinking clearly yet not thinking at all. And this feels right. We stop trying to control things. Warm rush of chemicals through us. We are fluctuating. Is this brain damage? We forget all the pain and the hurt in life. We want to go somewhere else. We are not threatened by people anymore. All our insecurities have evaporated. We are in the clouds now, wide open. We are spacemen, orbiting the Earth. Yeah, the world looks beautiful from here, man. We are nympholeptics, desiring for the unobtainable. We risk sanity for moments of temporary enlightenment. So many ideas, so little memory. The last thought killed by anticipation of the next. We embrace an overwhelming feeling of love. We flow in unison, we are together. I wish this was real. We want a universal level of togetherness, where we are comfortable with everyone. We are in rhythm, part of a movement. A movement to escape. We wave goodbye. Ultimately, we just want to be happy. Heh, yeah. (Laughs.) Hang on... what the fuck was I just talking about? (Laughs some more.)"

"The weekend has landed. All that exists now is clubs, drugs, pubs and parties. I've got 48 hours off from the world, man. I'm gonna blow steam out my head like a screaming kettle, I'm gonna talk cod shit to strangers all night, I'm gonna lose the plot on the dancefloor. The free radicals inside me are freakin', man! Tonight I'm Jip Travolta, the Peter Popper, I'm going to never-never land with my chosen family, man. We're gonna get more spaced out than Neil Armstrong ever did, anything could happen tonight, you know? This could be the best night of my life. I've got 73 quid in my back burner - I'm gonna wax the lot, man! The Milky Bars are on me! Yeah!"

"Eric Jungmann — Manager Larry"

"Susan Ziegler — Detractor (uncredited)"

"Christopher T. Wood — News Anchor"

"Devin Williamson — Brother"

"Muse Watson — Rick"

"Katherine Von Till — Local News Anchor"

"Ho-Kwan Tse — Scientist"

"Kali Rocha — Matchmaker Patty"

"Alan Rice — Dude"

"Nicki Norris — Delphine"

"Hayden McFarland — Jesse"

"Celene Lee — Tammi"

"Christine Joaquin — Cindy"

"Tom Irwin — Paul"

"John Ingle — Dutch"

"Scott Holroyd — Brian"

"Mark Harelik — Dr. Serious"

"Cristina Cimellaro — Host"

"Bianca Brockl — Soledad"

"JoBeth Williams — Marion"

"Desmond Harrington — Dan the Man"

"John Patrick Amedori — Mikey"

"Michelle Borth — Steph"

"Emma Caulfield — Oona"

"Matchmaker Patty: (After implanting TiMER that shows they're not a match) Awkward."

"Espero que algún día te unas a dejar que me hacen feliz."

"Grady if I'm a pussy I'm about to have the best lesbian sex of my entire life!"

"Don't worry the guys will be at the bar for a few more hours. You know taking turns with our groupie."

"See that's what's stupid about the TiMERs it says you have one path and you can't take detours. Life is about detours."

"It's a fucking Greek tragedy up in here."

"Oh my God tell me what you did or I'm gonna pee on your bed!"

"Ben Stein has a new movie out... called Expelled. It is powerful. It is fabulous." "His interviews with some of the professors who espouse Darwinism are literally shocking. [Despite the] condescension and the arrogance these people have, they will readily admit that Darwinism and evolution do not explain how life began." "These people are so threatened by the existence of God, they will not permit intelligent design to be discussed. Professors have been fired, blackballed, and prevented from working who have deigned to try to combine the whole concept of evolution with intelligent design." "[T]he point of it is that these people on the left are just scared to death of God. It threatens everything. We, on the other hand, recognize that our greatness, who we are, our potential, our ambition, our desire, comes from God"

"Big science has expelled smart new ideas from the classroom...What they forgot is that every generation has its Rebel!"

"Ben Stein wants you to stop thinking of evolution as an actual science supported by verifiable facts and logical arguments and to start thinking of it as a dogmatic, atheistic ideology akin to Marxism."

"Stein puts to Dawkins a simple question, 'How did life begin?' ... Dawkins, however, frankly admits that he has no idea. ... Evolution has no explanation for how life got started in the first place. Darwin was very clear about this.... In order for evolution to take place, there had to be a living cell. The difficulty for atheists is that even this original cell is a work of labrynthine complexity. Franklin Harold writes in The Way of the Cell that even the simplest cells are more ingeniously complicated than man's most elaborate inventions...."

"This propaganda production would make Joseph Goebbels proud."

"Antje Traue - Nadia"