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"Danny Trejo - Machete Cortez"
"Steven Seagal as Torrez"
"Jessica Alba as Sartana"
"Michelle Rodriguez as She"
"Danny Trejo as Machete"
"Robert De Niro as The Senator"
"Lindsay Lohan as The Sister"
"A Pissed Off Mexican Out to Settle a Score"
"Yesterday He Was a Decent Man Living a Decent Life. Now He is a Brutal Savage Who Must Slaughter to Stay Alive."
"He knows the score. He gets the women. And he kills the bad guys!"
"If you're going to hire Machete to kill the bad guy, you better make damn sure the bad guy isn't you!"
"They just fucked with the wrong Mexican!"
"given an offer he couldn't refuse..."
"Sometimes one man is all it takes."
"Khandi Alexander — Maralena Turner"
"Ken Foree — Eddie Turner"
"Beau Starr — Det. Jack Rudisill"
"Michael Paul Chan — Jimmy Shoeshine"
"George Segal — Det. Lt. Franklin L. Severence"
"Kristian Alfonso — Rita Marek"
"Dolph Lundgren — Wellman Anthony Santee"
"In the desert there is no law. There is only justice."
"The hunter has become the hunted and there will be no mercy."
"When it comes to getting even, he's taking revenge into overdrive."
"Willpower. Horsepower. Firepower. At a 160 miles per hour."
"Violence has no limits."
"Violence speaks louder than words."
"Here's Santee's visitor sheet from prison."
"She gets her calls through a goddamn barbershop. Two weeks ago, she's living in a station wagon."
"You wanna come, I got cars outside."
"We got a stolen pickup, sir. Bottom of a canyon, Riverside."
"Severance blew Agnos's head off. point blank, clear as day."
"Sheriff, this is Tomay, I just saw the surveillance tapes at the warehouse. Severance killed Agnos, not Santee. Sheriff can you hear me?"
"Severence, if you can hear me, the highway patrol has sealed all the roads off the mountain. Santee's cornered. Can you hear me? Severence, this is Sheriff Cepeda, come in. Severence, Cepeda here."
"Severance, this is Cepeda. We're behind you. Are you still on the road? Severance! What is your position?"
"Severance! Severance! This is Cepeda, we're on the mountain behind you, three or four minutes back."
"Hold it! I said stay here! Stay here! Hold your positions! He's just coming back this way!"
"You guys are looking hard enough. You seen anything?"
"What if that date you thought would never end, didn't?"
"Bronson Pinchot - Lloyd"
"[on his knees, screaming to the heavens] What do you want from me? What have I done? I'm just a word processor, for Christ sake!"
"Dick Miller - Pete, diner waiter"
"Clarence Felder - Club Berlin Bouncer"
"Will Patton - Horst"
"Cheech Marin - Neil"
"Tommy Chong - Pepe"
"Verna Bloom - June"
"Linda Fiorentino - Kiki Bridges"
"Catherine O'Hara - Gail"
"John Heard - Tom Schorr"