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April 10, 2026
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"I'm too vulnerable for a world full of pain and lies."
"Hey, John! [two loud pops are heard and Yoko stars screaming]"
"I flew all the way across the ocean from Hawaii, and it is an honour to meet you, Mr. Lennon. [shaking five-year-old Sean Lennon's hand]"
"I knew I was gonna do something big, I just didn't know if it was good or bad."
"I *am* Holden. [staring at himself in the mirror]"
"This is not a coincidence."
"I could feel it in my bones, that I'd never see this hotel room again."
"Take me somewhere nice. Not too expensive, just nice."
"I'll tip her well if she doesn't talk. [ordering a prostitute]"
"Janet Suzman as Sister Liz (Sister Superior)"
"Eric Idle as Brian Hope/Sister Euphemia of the Five Wounds"
"Winston Dennis as Morley"
"Robert Morgan as Abbott"
"Lila Kaye as Sister Mary (of the Annunciation)"
"Doris Hare as Sister Mary (of the Sacred Heart)"
"Robert Patterson as "Case" Casey"
"Camille Coduri as Faith Thomas"
"Robbie Coltrane as Charlie McManus/Sister Inviolata of the Immaculate Conception."
"Ellie Kemper - Jamie"
"Neil Casey - Broken Man"
"Jon Daly - Greg Coleman"
"John Lutz - Frank"
"Daphne Ciccarelle - Brianna Peters"
"Bobby Moynihan - Jordy"
"Matt Walsh - Jim"
"Peter Saati - Leroy Maddox"
"Glenn Kalison - Robert Finney"
"Aubrey Plaza - Kelly Peters"
"Dominic Dierkes - Charlie Day"
"DC Pierson - Duncan Wheeler"
"Donald Glover - Jason Rogers"
"Paying you in advance, buddy!"
"You remind me a little of me. You know what I'm going to call you from now on, "Little Me". I just came up with that right now."
"Hey! Are you squeezing that bread? We had a deal! We had a deal you fucking animal! What the f...ah dude, did you fuck this bread? You fucked the shit out of this bread. You don't fuck bread. Every fucking thing!"
"When I was fifteen years old, when I got this job, I said to myself, "I am going to work here until the day that I kill myself.""
"There's something fishy going on down at the sardine factory! I think it's fish!"
"Frank! Sometimes I wish you didn't beat that cancer. I really do."
"Paper plates? Are you expecting the pope?"
"Decorative pillows? What is this, the White House?"
"Goodnight sweet hobo. May your bindle be heavy with treasures, but your heart be light with song."
"We're keeping evidence from the police, okay? We could go to jail! You know what happens in jail? No T.V.!"
"Looks like we've got a long night of cocaine ahead of us."
"Sorry I'm late, everybody. My science teacher says my thesis needs to prove something... but I think listing all the dinosaurs proves there was a lot of dinosaurs."
"If any teachers ask where Eric went, tell them that three grown-ups took him off the playground to teach him a lesson about sticking his finger in things."
"The door's locked! McGinty, you clever dog!"
"Oh okay, so we're definitely not just taking off clothes then, gotcha'."
"You know, the feeling that people experience when they stand on the edge like this isn't the fear of falling—it's the fear that they might jump."
"Yaya DaCosta - Tanya"
"Josh Hutcherson - Laser Allgood"
"Mia Wasikowska - Joni Allgood"