"Once upon a time, in a magical land of Equestria...There were two regal sisters who ruled together and created harmony for all the land. To do this, the eldest used her unicorn powers to raise the sun at dawn. The younger brought out the moon to begin the night. Thus, the two sisters maintained balance for their kingdom and their subjects: All the different types of ponies. But as time went on, the younger sister became resentful. The ponies relished and played in the day her elder sister brought forth, but shunned and slept through her beautiful night. One fateful day, the younger unicorn refused to lower the moon to make way for the dawn. The elder sister tried to reason with her, but the bitterness in the young one's heart had transformed her into a wicked mare of darkness: Nightmare Moon. She vowed that she would shroud the land in eternal night. Reluctantly, the elder sister harnessed the most powerful magic known to ponydom: The Elements of Harmony! Using the magic of the Elements of Harmony, she defeated her younger sister and banished her permanently in the moon. The elder sister took on responsibility for..."

"...and harmony has been maintained in Equestria for generations since. Hmm...Elements of Harmony. I know I've heard of those before...but where?"

"Let's go through this one more time."

"Oh, good. We're all here."

"You know what, Jackie, can I call you back? Look Star, this is a stressful situation I get that, but would it kill you to slow down for a second? You're kind of going overboard. I mean, do you really have to pack this vintage laptop and this purple-y bubbly tea thingy? Why don't you try some breathing exercises?"

"Okay, this is getting hard to ignore, X. What do you know about these amphibious extraterrestrials?"

"Scrooge McDuck, he had a vault, E-I-E-I-O. And in this vault, he had some dough, E-I-E-I-O. Ah, there's only one thing better than owning a vault full of cold-hard cash, and that's swimming in it! I love to dive around in it like a porpoise, and burrow through it like a gopher and toss it up and let it hit me on the head. Curse me kilts, I'm late!"

"In the year 199X, the world was devastated by a nuclear war. The very Earth had been destroyed beyond repair, but mankind survived."

"Aw, come on, a little lightning never killed anyone."

"What should we play today at recess?"

"Alright ladies...and Michael."

"Olive, look how much our baby plants has grown!"

"Dew-dew-dew-dewey dewing it again. We're dewing it again, yeah."

"We were tricked into breaking into that cookie factory! This is what we get for listening to Ms. Chalice!"

"Moon Girl?! Almost didn’t recognize you for the...!"

"The Lower East Side without Bubbe Bina's Knish Niche?! Nuh-uh!"

"I gotta take these upstairs. You okay watching the store for a bit?"

"...Mugman?"

"Summer in San Fransokyo. The days are long and the living is-. Easy!"

"Uh, what was that?"

"Cuphead? Mugman?"

"Yes, Elder Kettle?"

"We're coming for you!"

"GEYEOUCH!!!"

"Wha..? I'm...so...HIP!!! WOO!!!"

"Smile for the camera."

"Wait, stop! I just wanna punch you!"

"Just east of Northwestville and south of Gubai, a town known as Glurfsburg might catch your eye. Our story starts here; who knows what's in store? It begins with a kite, then...SHUT THE FRONT DOOR! That's a ninja! This is Dr. Seuss, so I wasn't expecting a ni - oh, WHY WOULD YOU CUT THE LINE?!?!"

"So, what do you guys wanna show me?"

"Once upon a time, there was a glowing city protected by golden gates, known as Heaven. It was ruled by beings of pure light. Angels that worshiped good and shielded all from evil. Lucifer was one of these angels. He was a dreamer with fantastical ideas for all of creation. But, he was seen as a troublemaker by the elders of Heaven. For they felt his way of thinking was dangerous to the order of their world."

"Thank you, Gunbarrel City! Goodnight! Guess we can skip the encore."

"Small, get in here!"

"Welcome to Horseland!"

"Welcome, brave Irken soldiers. Welcome to Conventia, the convention hall planet. Please, proceed to the docking ring and take the complimentary teleporters to the planet's surface!"

"SQUAWK! SQUAWK! Good morning, birds! SQUAWK! [laughs] Good morning, ol' rusty sign! Another perfect day in Seaside By the Seashore, my new home!"

"My name is Leslie McGroarty. I'm a city girl, and the big city is my home. Most of my boys called me boisterous and hog-wild, that's because I fight these dorks, I played video games, I jammed to my rock music and I can skateboarding. I love to have fun, and I'm having a lot more fun, because I'm a tomboy!"

"It was Picture Day at Tarrytown Airport. And Brenda Blue was ready with her camera to make this the best one ever."

"And here's the news, Porkbelly. Police are still trying to catch the mysterious underground bandits!"

"You'll never catch me, Team LilyMu!"

"Heh, heh, heh!"