"Captain's log, Stardate 41153.7. Our destination is Planet Deneb IV, beyond which lies the great unexplored mass of the galaxy. My orders are to examine Farpoint, a starbase built there by the inhabitants of that world. Meanwhile I'm becoming better acquainted with my new command - this Galaxy-class USS Enterprise. I'm still somewhat in awe of its size and complexity. As for my crew, we are short in several key positions, most notably a first officer, but I'm informed that a highly experienced man, one Commander William Riker, will be waiting to join the ship at our Deneb IV destination."

"Damage report!"

"Where no man has gone before."

"My name is Drake Parker."

"Yes, I'll take a message."

"Wow. Honey, uh...one thought. I didn't marry a cat, I married a human."

"Oh, my gosh, Dad! Look at this place! Lockers instead of cubbies, drivers ed instead of kiddy bikes, him instead of...what was I talking about?"

"So once you open your world atlas application, you'll find that doing research on your favorite continent can be both fun and easy."

"Hey, Ally! Guess who got a job at Cupcake City?!"

"This is the way it began that extraordinary night; the night "he" came. Let me just shut this thing off. What's that noise? Oh, my gosh! It's the infrared radio band. I've locked in to something in space; a pulsar or a satellite. Hello? Hello? This is K726XAA. Can you read me? They're answering but I don't recognize the language."

"All right, "On this historic occasion...""

"All right, we're recording."

"Excuse me, sir. Can you have these delivered to my room?"

"What's up, guys? I am Cooper Wrather."

"I'll be right here. I love this movie. This won the Oscar didn't it?"

"Good morning, Layne. It's 5:00 AM."

"Six months ago, I was living in Boston."

"Morning, sunshine! Up and at 'em!"

"And...that is your assignment. Hudson, read it out loud, please."

"Hi Charlie! There you are, nine months old and look how cute you are! Yeah..And look how cute I am! It's your big sister Teddy here, and I'm making this video diary here to help you survive our...special family. Oh, hey! Looks like Dad taught you how to eat bananas. And there's Mom, looking lovelier then ever this morning."

"The game. They say either a person has what it takes to play, or they don't. My mother was one of the greats. Me, on the other hand... I'm kinda screwed."

"Fourteen-year-old sensation Hannah Montana continues her smash tour with another sold-out show tomorrow tonight in Los Angeles."

"Where does it come from? This quest, this need to solve life's mysteries when the simplest of questions can never be answered."

"In a middle school full of bullies, insane teachers, and gross school lunches, Ned Bigby - that's me - and my two best friends try to do the impossible. Create a guide to help you survive school."

"It's the first day of school, and it can be totally frightening. But the key to surviving it is whether you're ready...or not."

"Good morning!"

"Well, finally, I've arrived. I'm taking my rightful place in the world of Harry Potter. And you're coming with me."

"Hello. Hi, my name is Leslie Knope and I work for the Parks and Recreation department. Can I ask you a few questions? Would you say that you are, "Enjoying yourself and having fun, "having a moderate amount of fun, and somewhat enjoying yourself", or "having no fun and no enjoyment?" I'm gonna put a lot of fun."

"Remy, you're mom's picking you up after school, okay?"

"Huh. What's this?"

"Let's go everybody, we're running late! Sandwich, sandwich, sandwich, carrot, carrot, carrot, apple, apple, dollar. Great ones improvised."

"This is it, Olive, seventh grade. The big time. Time to make our mark, blaze a trail, and...That's all I got. Are you even listening?"

"Over the hills and far away, Teletubbies, come to play."

"I hope you're all hungry!"

"Okay, Thundermans, I hearby call this meeting to order. First item --"

"Hey! Who's ready for family movie night?!"

"I'm afraid this comic book isn't good enough condition for us to buy it from you. There's a small corner crease, a slight discoloration along the spine, and...there's a huge hole in it. Sorry."

"You think Gotham City is a peaceful city? Ho ho ho, put your gum under your seats, hold your breath, and get ready to cheer Batman and hiss his diabolical enemies. Hissable enemy number one is now about to strike."

"If the photon is directed to the plane with two slits on it and either is observed, it will not go through both. If unobserved, it will."

"Thank you, New York! We are Electric Bloom, goodnight!"

"Excuse me, is it all possible that you're knitting a pair of pants?"

"Leonard? Leonard?"

"It feels like it wasn't that long ago we were doing this for Halley."

"That girl totally winked at me."

"Opportunities like this come once in a lifetime, and when they do you gotta grab it and turn that thing big time!"