"Judy: Does Violet know about this? Margaret: Not yet, she's down at Charlie's getting drunk! Judy: Well, I'm gonna tell her, this is a disgrace! Margaret: Atta girl!"

"Judy: "We've got to do something! Margaret: Sure, let's all revolt."

"Roz: Oh, Violet, I haven't heard from you. Did you get my memo? Violet: I did, Roz; I tore it right up and threw it away...I mean, I tore right through it."

"Eddie (to Judy, on her first day of work): Lady, you're gonna hate it here!"

"Maria: "Jo's leaving. They won't let her work part time. Margaret: Of course they won't. It would make things too convenient."

"Judy: "Oh, this is awful. It's so improper. It's so disrepectful! Violet: He's dead, he doesn't mind!"

"Doralee: Is that one of them marijuana cigarettes? Violet: Ssshhh, we don't have enough for everybody, cool it!"

"Hart: But why? Why? Violet: Why do you think? Hart: Because I'm a sexist, egotistical, lying, hypocritical bigot? Violet (grinning): Bingo!"

"Judy: Where's the body?"

"Violet: In the trunk! Look, all we have to do is get some cement blocks, chain them to his feet and pitch him off the end of the pier and no one will ever know. Doralee: You are crazy! They'll find it, they always find it! Violet: Oh-hoh, crazy am I? They never found Jimmy Hoffa!"

"Violet: What can we get on him? Judy: A sex scandal! Take a picture of him in bed with a prostitute! Doralee: Oh, who would care? Violet: Yeah, Hart would just buy up the copies and send them out as Christmas cards!"

"Violet: One thing you should know about dear Roz, she is the eyes, ears, nose and throat of Mr. Hart - anything she hears, he hears Judy: You mean, she's a company spy? Violet: Sshhh, I wouldn't say that. I'll just say that if you wanna gossip in the ladies room, I'd check first under the stalls for her shoes!"

"Hospital Cleaning Woman (discovers a dead corpse sitting in a wheelchair in a gentleman's restroom): Hey, Vera! We've got another stiff in the john."

"Dick (to Judy after seeing Hart tied up): So, that's what you're into now. Bondage. Judy: What's that? Dick: Bondage, S&M, sex games. Judy (thinking fast): That's right. All of it. I'm into everything now get out of here. Dick: I can't believe it! Who is that guy anyway? Judy: He's my boss. Dick: Your boss. You're having an affair with your boss! Isn't that typical?! Judy: Just like you had an affair with your secretary! Dick: But Judy, this isn't you. You can't be serious. Judy: Don't you tell me what I can and can't do! Those days are over! And if I want to have an affair or play sex games or do M&M's, you can't stop me!"

"Getting even is a full-time job."

"They're showing the Boss who's the BOSS!"

"The power behind the throne"

"Jane Fonda - Judy Bernly"

"Lily Tomlin - Violet Newstead"

"Dolly Parton - Doralee Rhodes"

"Dabney Coleman - Franklin M. Hart Jr."

"Elizabeth Wilson - Roz Keith"

"Henry Jones - Mr. Hinkle"

"Lawrence Pressman - Dick Bernly"

"Marian Mercer - Missy Hart,"

"Ren Woods - Barbara"

"Norma Donaldson - Betty"

"Roxanna Bonilla-Giannini - Maria Delgado"

"Peggy Pope - Margaret Foster"

"Richard Stahl - Meade"

"Ray Vitte - Eddie Smith"

"Jeffrey Douglas Thomas - Dwayne Rhodes"

"Never underestimate your opponent. Never take what he offers you."

"Stan Shaw - Phillips"

"Tatjana Patitz - Cheryl Lynn Austin"

"Steve Buscemi - Willy "The Weasel" Wilhelm"

"Tia Carrere - Jingo Asakuma"

"Stan Egi - Ishihara"

"Kevin Anderson - Bob Richmond"

"Ray Wise - Senator Morton"

"Mako - Yoshida-san"

"Cary-Hiroyuki Tagawa - Eddie Sakamura"

"Harvey Keitel - Lt. Tom Graham"