"I think I have...superpowers!"

"I'm looking seriously over the city...in a squatting position."

"I met a guy at Craigslist."

"Those are Celine Dion lyrics!"

"[to Jill] I realize, we can never be together."

"Why yes. This is, healthy cough blood."

"Good. You're a hard-working fine young man. Let's hope you're not brutally murdered, too!"

"Are you frickin' insane?!"

"No, crazy is hearin' voices, talkin' to cats, datin' Paula Abdul. I am not crazy; I...am a visionary!"

"If I hadn't pushed her out of the way she would have die...aaaaaaah!"