"[about Justine Gandy] It was a Wednesday and she was going to her classroom just like every morning. But this day was different. This day, none of her kids were there. Every other class at that school had all their kids. Even the other third grade class that Mrs. Belt taught was full. But Mrs. Gandy’s room was totally empty. Well... not totally. There was one boy there. His name was Alex Lilly and he was the only kid in a class of eighteen that came to school that day. And do you know why? He was the only one there because the night before at 2:17 in the morning, every other kid in Mrs. Gandy’s third grade class woke up... got out of bed... walked downstairs, opened the front door... walked across the front yard and into the dark... and they never came back."

"I can make your parents hurt themselves. I can make them hurt each other. I can make them eat each other if I want to. Do I want to, Alex?"

"Whitmer Thomas - Alex's father"

"Scarlett Sher - Maddie, the child narrator"

"Sara Paxton - Erica"

"Toby Huss - Ed Locke"

"This is a true story that happened right here in my town two years ago. A lot of people die in a lot of really weird ways in this story but you won’t find it in the news or anywhere like that because the police and top people in this town were like so embarrassed about not being able to solve it that they covered everything all up."

"Amy Madigan - Gladys"

"June Diane Raphael - Donna Morgan"

"One night before they did, they had a big meeting at the school with all the teachers and all the parents. There were a bunch of counselors and people like that to help everyone figure out how to feel and how to be sad together I guess. This is where the story really starts."

"Captain Ed: Mr. Graff, I can understand your passion, and I don't mind having these conversations with you because god forbid if it was my child, I'd be demanding answers too. Those kids walked out of those homes; no one pulled them out. No one forced them. What do you see that I don't?"

"Clayton Farris - Terry Miller"

"I... First I want to just say how very sorry I am for all of... what’s happened. I know there’s nothing I can say to make this better. The truth is, I want an answer just as bad as all of you. I love those kids. I know it’s-- I know it’s not the same as how you love them but... believe me I really loved those children and I’ve spent every waking moment since... that day asking myself what could have happened. I wish I had some insight or explanation but I just don’t have one. I just--"

"Callie Schuttera - Alex's mother"

"Cary Christopher - Alex Lilly"

"Alden Ehrenreich - Paul Morgan"

"Austin Abrams - James"

"Julia Garner - Justine Gandy"

"Josh Brolin - Archer Graff"

"Benedict Wong - Marcus Miller"

"Justin Long - Gary"

"Hilary Duff as Wendy the Good Little Witch"

"Jeremy Foley as Casper the Friendly Ghost"

"Bea Benaderet - Witch Hazel, Gretel"

"Mel Blanc - Bugs Bunny / Hansel / Prince Charming"

"This looks like a job for the masked avenger! But, since he ain’t around, I guess I'll have to take care of it myself."

"[to a prince] You're looking for Snow White, this here's the story of Hansel and Gretel."

"Doing good cost me my dream house. And then… (Mata: Don't tell me.) It cost me my girl. (Mata: I said, don't tell me.) These oven mitts were the last thing she touched, other than my fragile heart… Before she walked out of my life."

"Dear Papi, remember how you never thought I'd amount to anything? Well, I got news for you. Good news. I finally got that big house on a hill you've always wanted me to have. It's really great. You're gonna love it. It's got all the amenities. Swimming pool, golf course… The windmill's a killer. And my favorite part of all. Pancake junction! I even built a cozy little guest wing just for you. Yep. Just a big, serious house for a big, serious guy. Like me. That's who I am."

"Why?! Why is this happening?! I just don't understand. It just doesn't make any sense. Was it loop over, loop under and pull, or loop under, loop over and pull?"

"Papi didn't approve. He said if I didn't get serious, I'd never amount to anything. But nothing I ever did was good enough for him."

"You don't want to let a guy like Papi down, or you'll get one of these. The Cold Shoulder, the Frenzied Eyebrow, the Grimace of Doom, the Sneer of Despair, the Crippling Wince of Guilt, the Scowl of Impending Wrath, and worst of all, the Nostril Flare of Total Rejection."

"[looking at the souvenir photo; disappointed] Rats, my eyes are closed."

"Dear Papi, remember how I've never been able to meet the right girl? Uh, any girl? Well, I finally found the woman of my dreams. She's everything you could want in a woman and more. Don't get too excited. We'll take it nice and slow at first. And we'll get married in a fancy ceremony and have lots and lots of kids. - Love, Kronk."

"It's a scam! Her potion's a fake! She's selling snake oil, people! Wake up! Oh, you saw it already, huh? Well, smarty, I bet you didn't see this! [camera zooms in on Yzma's armpit hairs] Oh, yikes! That is gonna haunt me in my nightmares. Can we just move on, please? Guy in the booth! Now!"

"Right now, it's Kronk's turn to be in the limelight."

"Boom, baby! Like how I weaseled myself in the movie? Nice. (Kronk: Kuzco?) How you doing, hot stuff? (Kronk: Hot stuff?)"

"What am I gonna do? I know. I'll tunnel out of here with a spoon, escape through the sewers and live as a quiet but lonely shepherdess named Maria. That'll work. [opens the drawer but finds there are no spoons] We're out of spoons! That's it. I'm done for."

"So, right about now, you're probably wondering, "Hey, where's that emperor guy?" Wella-wella-boom, baby! Kuzco here, coming to you live from the palace."

"You see, Papi, you may look at my life and think I've got nothing, but the truth is I've got everything."

"Stand back! Don't make me use this! [takes out her potion] (Kronk: Your cough medicine?) No! My most fiendishly diabolical potion ever! When I drink this, you won't be able to lay a finger on me!"

"I need gold, Kronk! [realizes what she said; laughs evilly] I mean, you need gold."

"I've finally done it, Kronk. I've created the elixir of life. The answer to everyone's prayers. Behold the fountain of youth in a bottle! [thunder crashes] Regular and diet."

"Step right up, ladies and gentlemen! It's finally arrived. The cure for everything that ails you. Yzma's Young and Beautiful!"

"My nightmare began on a day like any other. So, technically, I guess that would be a "daymare." But I digress. It was lunchtime, and I was making my usual deliveries around town. I always saved the best stop for last, to see my dear old friends at the Flickering Embers Home for Seniors. A happier group of folks you'd never hope to meet. A perfect example of how to grow old with grace and dignity."

"Welcome to my new secret lab!"

"Big load of happy, coming through!"

"Marika Enstad as the Oldest Princess."

"Kristin Mack as the Middle Princess."