Destroy All Humans! 2

"Russian Female Scientist: Lately have been feeling as though am just following script... as if am reading lines written for me by someone... eerie."

"Russian Male Peasant: If Leninism, Trotskyism and Stalinism are all agreeing with Marxism... is this making them Marx Brothers?"

"Russian Male Peasant: Mind says Lenin, but body says Stalin. And shockingly, at heart I am being straight capitalist. Go figuring."

"Russian Male Peasant: Why one never is seeing any children around? Is not as if workers can be affording contraception!"

"Russian Male Peasant: Am still finding difficult to be sitting... next time, must be putting pants on before lighting petrol."

"The Freak: I am a fish... I am a fish... I AM A FISH!"

"KGB Cosmonaut: I am being scientist and I'm okay. I'm working all night and sleeping all day. (parody of Monty Python's Lumberjack Song)"

"Bay City Cop: Ah, the people I protect and serve... how I hate them so."

"Well, thanks, "Freak". I'm off to go find Coyote Bongwater... can't believe I just said that."

"Albion Urban: I've had sex twice. Once in Eton with my roommate, and once with my wife on our honeymoon. Frankly, I don't see what all the fuss is about."

"Black Ninja: [When PKed] Who will save Ninja?!"

"Yakuza: Mama say! Mama san! Ma Yakuza! (reference to Soul Makossa)"

"KGB Cosmonaut: Stupid Americans! Getting bogged down in a no-win situation in Vietnam! Russians will never be stupid enough to do that! I wonder how Afghanistan is this time of year?"

"Takoshima Cop: You think I’m coming after you? You crazy!"

"Takoshima Cop: You want bullet in ass?!"

"Takoshima Cop: [When PKed] Higher, Higher!"

"Takoshima Cop: [When PKed] Put cop down!"

"Takoshima Cop: What? Haven't you ever seen an Asian man pretend to be black before?"

"Black Ninja: Stop killing people! That's my job."

"Yakuza: What? Why you stare? It just because I'm black?"

"Takoshima General: [if Crypto causes enough destruction to get to yellow alert level] Calling emperor's army!"

"Takoshima General: [if Crypto causes enough destruction to get to yellow alert level] Sending super warriors or army!"

"Takoshima General: [if Crypto causes enough destruction to get to yellow alert level] We need army! Do we still have one?!"

"Takoshima General: [during the Kojira Kaiju battle; he will say this rarely when you hit red alert level] GOJIRA! MONSTER! AIIIIIEEEEYYAAAAA!"

"Black Ninja: Ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny!"

"Bay City Army: I just joined the army to get money to go to college. No one said anything about killing people!"

"Cryptography? That's practically my middle name! Well, my only name."

"Attention, Blisk: I am Cryptosporidium of the Planet Furon. This planet is now a territory of the Furon Empire, and your asses belong to ME!"

"[seeing Natalya for the first time] Whoa... I've had wet dreams that weren't this good..."

"Prison island? You mean, the KGB are holed up in Australia?"

"[coughs] What was all that about? Uh, my freakin' head... this gas is noxious, smells like Pox's underwear... Don't ask me how I know that."

"My name is Luke... Crypto, and I'm here to rescue you."

"This will be the greatest thing in your life since you found out that boil on your butt was just a marshmallow."

"The sensor cell connects to the focal plane; the focal plane connects to the plasma beam... I know you're waitin' for me to sing that damn song. Well, I ain't doin' it. I've got standards; they may not be high, but I've got 'em. Also, we couldn't get the rights."

"Brings a freakin' tear to my eye."

"Put this in your bong and smoke it!"

"I'm a freakin' supernova!"

"What? Park full of potheads and none of you ever had erectile dysfunction? [no response] Last time I open up to you people..."

"Yippee-ki-yay, Mother Russia."

"[if Crypto isn't able to use certain abilities on certain people or objects] I need an upgrade from the Gene Blender."

"[while battling Kojira Kaiju] DIE, YOU OVERGROWN LIZARD-MONKEY!"

"[while battling Kojira Kaiju] Oh, sure, giant lady-lizard grows a new femur anytime she destroys something, while Crypto has to go and drain vehicles like a sissy! Game designers.... sheesh."

"[while battling Kojira Kaiju] Old Kojira was hoppin' around Takoshima City like a big playground... gets stuck in my head every time... [reference to The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny song]"

"Ponsonby was right about one thing: everybody cracks."

"Takoshima. Oriental setting. And the city don't know what the city is getting."

"Feel the earth move under your feet! Castle Kuro's tumblin' down!"

"[convincing the White Ninjas to worship Arkvoodle] Now go forth and multiply-- I mean, serve! Which, in this case, is the same thing..."

"[trying to act "charming" in Moon Base Solaris] Hello, Solaris! Hello, Solaris! Is this a great-looking crowd or what? Seriously, don't drop the soap in the shower, fellas!"

"I shall continue my repairs on the saucer, and then I shall... I don't know, order a virtual pizza or something. Brains, I hate this."

"Crypto! You found all the Nexus Crystals! And I owe Gastro a fiver."