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April 10, 2026
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"Mother fucking titty-sucking two-balled bitch!"
"(after shooting the communicator) Boring conversation anyway."
"(to Haggard and O’Reilly) Listen to me, Frick and Fuck, I want you to tell me everything you remember about the pissy nerds."
"Three tits. That's awesome."
"There were many sights they planned to see. This was not one of them."
"This Spring, they're all for one and one for Paul."
"Who's up for a close encounter?"
"Fugitive, celebrity, slacker, joker, alien."
"Only Girls Phone Home"
"Ever felt a little alien? (UK poster)"
"Nick Frost as Clive Gollings"
"Seth Rogen as Paul (voice)"
"Kristen Wiig as Ruth Buggs"
"Jason Bateman as Special Agent Lorenzo Zoil"
"Bill Hader as Agent Haggard"
"Joe Lo Truglio as Agent O'Reilly"
"Jane Lynch as Pat Stevenson"
"Sigourney Weaver as "The Big Guy""
"Blythe Danner as Tara Walton"
"I was a potential millionaire, yet I had to be satisfied with eight pounds, fifteen shillings, less deductions."
"Patrick Barr - Divisional Detective Inspector"
"Meredith Edwards - P.C. Williams"
"Christopher Hewett - Inspector Talbot"
"Moultrie Kelsall - Detective Superintendent"
"Cyril Chamberlain - Commander"
"Eugene Deckers - Customs Official"
"Michael Trubshawe - British Ambassador"
"William Fox - Gregory"
"Audrey Hepburn - Chiquita"
"Sydney Tafler - Clayton"
"Clive Morton - Station Sergeant"
"John Gregson - Farrow"
"Gibb McLaughlin - Godwin"
"Arthur Hambling - Wallis"
"Ronald Adam - Turner"
"John Salew - Parkin"
"Edie Martin - Miss Evesham"
"Marjorie Fielding - Mrs. Chalk"
"Alfie Bass - Shorty Fisher"
"Sid James - Lackery Wood"
"Stanley Holloway - Alfred Pendlebury"
"Alec Guinness - Henry Holland"
"He stole $3,000,000 in gold and that's a lot of BULLion!"
"The men who broke the bank - and lost the cargo!"
"I propagate British cultural depravity."
"Of all sad words of tongue or pen, the saddest are these - it might have been."
"Oliver Platt – Man in Black Suit"
"Rade Sherbedgia – Russian General"
"Andrei Zayats – Russian Soldier No.2"
"Greg Kolpakchi – Russian Soldier No.1"